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Sep-25-2006 02:57

Ok, I know this is a bit of a camp counsellor game. MEH, I say...*furls eyebrow* oh yes...meh.

Say whether you're into the previous post, then post another. For example:

Sleuthin'

May-3-2007 12:41

Totally not into it. Why pay a fortune for Starbucks when Dunkin Donuts coffee is better AND cheaper?

Mowing the lawn?

May-3-2007 13:00

Waxing is better.

Tongue piercings?

May-4-2007 18:44

No into it/them. I've always been scared off by the risk of 'ring lock', where two piercings on opposite parties become entangled. Not only could this be quite painful, but also quite awkward to explain away at the doctor's surgery.

Jeans in a colour other than blue?

May-5-2007 00:28

*Dyslexic voice*

Okay wait, who's trying to wax my blue jeans? Levi-Strauss totally told me his first pair of 501s were like 90% thigh hair. So don't even talk to me about the illustrious history of hemp.

Not into it, unless it's some kind of court-ordered thing on a hidden camera show, or necessary for work.

Tattoos: Lick-on or permanent?

May-19-2007 08:20

Can I hedge my bets and ask if you can get scratch and sniff tatt's? But then again the things people get tattooed on themselves, do I want a scratch and sniff tattoo of someone's 'Mother' or 74 Pontiac? ... yeah scratch err wipe that idea. Let's go with permanent!

Bored Board Games: Monopoly or Trivial Pursuit

May-19-2007 21:04

Totally Trivial Pursuit, partly because I'm a master of meaningless information, and partly because I can never calculate the stinkin' Income Tax in Monopoly.

Nice try, Crunch and SS, to morph this into another This or That thread. I'm onto you though, and counter thusly:

Gummi vitamins?

May-19-2007 21:54

LOL oops :s In my defense, I'm a born follower!

May-19-2007 22:20

Gummi vitamins combine my two favorite things: good health, and food that jiggles without being jello.

In keeping with my own theme of body hair removal:

Male hair maintenance (and I'm not talking about shaving facial hair, we're talking the metro waxing back, chest and unibrow hair)

May-20-2007 00:16

OWCH!

Not into it, sister. But bear in mind this isn't so much 'body hair' as it is a wookie beauty pageant/fullbody glue n' afro wig dip. I'd need like a full staff of oompa-loompas wielding straight razors to get the job done right. I've only got one, and he's drunk most of the time, so I don't trust him with sharp things. Nair stinks like an elf's gusset and if you even come near me with that Epilady, I'll scream rape. Besides, it's mood hair. If my shirt looks puffy, I'm probably sad :(

If I wanna be metrosexual I'll just lacquer it all down, get me a pair of those oversized nebbish black-rimmed reading glasses and roll in some lavender bushes outside a Starbucks.

Still with the self improvement: frivolous cosmetic surgery?

May-21-2007 23:53

Totally into it - Nothing makes me laugh harder than some 100 pound chickie with obviously fake M cup boobs (and yes, I have seen it). Ooh, or the sweet belly button chin thingie... gives me the giggles for hours. What the heck - we all need some comedy in our lives. Dunno who is more ridiculous - the person who goes in to have frivolous cosmetic surgery done, or the Lamborghini-driving, thinks-he's-God plastic surgeon who is stupid enough to give a 100 pound broad breasts so big that she can barely stand up. Either way, I get a laugh.

More self-help: 'Whatever' for Dummies books?