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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Hans Landa
Assistant Librarian
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Apr-7-2022 11:53
Wish granted. Now everyone you know will come by your house on a daily basis with some lame excuse so they can join for dinner.
I wish the easter bunny really exists.
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Kittydetectivve
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Jun-18-2022 17:22
It does exist, an you find an egg but you crack it and it's rotten.
I wish I were rich.
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Pierrot Columbine
Tireless Tiger
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Jun-19-2022 06:28
You are indeed as rich as your wildest dreams. However you also have a bill for back taxes that exceeds everything you own.
I wish I could speak 7 languages fluently.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Jun-22-2022 10:40
You do. But some dark force intervenes and you use these languages at the wrong time. Like you speak German to a French person or Italian to a Russian person. It frustrates you to no end.
I wish I had my own private island big enough to have a house and a dock.
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Andy702
Pinball Amateur
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Jun-28-2022 20:24
You do - problem is the island is in a dangerous area to sail so you never see the island.
I wish I my shoes would never wear out.
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jsncruz
Vigilante
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Jul-3-2022 09:57
Your shoes never wear out - but you can never take them off so they stink like hell after a week.
I wish I only need an hour of sleep every day.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Jul-3-2022 16:49
You do. But since your activity level increases you're bound to get into more trouble. All that extra time you have to use dealing with lawsuits and damage claims.
I wish I had a sleigh with 6 reindeer.
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Kittydetectivve
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Jul-8-2022 18:02
you do but 5 of them die and one runs away, and then they trample your sled.
I wish that I could jump higher
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Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe
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Jul-18-2022 09:40
You can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Unfortunately you didn't notice that helicopter. Ouch.
I wish I had a shady garden.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Jul-18-2022 14:55
It's very shielded from the sun and no risk of being sun burnt. Alas mosquitos and other bugs alike appreciate this too and keep harassing you until your skin is covered with insect bites.
I wish I had a mini submarine.
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