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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Cordelia Falco
Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe

Jul-19-2022 04:44

You have a mini submarine. It's just the right size for your pet hamster, who pinches it and heads off into the sunset.

I wish I had a magic carpet.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Jul-19-2022 07:29

You do have such carpet. STraight from the fabled orient. However it's very unruly and you won't be able to sit straight on it.

I wish I were the on to discover Bigfoot and give conclusive evidence to it's existence.

Cordelia Falco
Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe

Jul-20-2022 02:37

You return from a trip to the Rockies with a captive Bigfoot in tow. Sadly once it's learned English it proves to be a hit on the talk shows and acquires an unscrupulous manager who soon makes sure you're shunted off into the sidelines. You end up in a mountain cabin, clutching a bottle of whisky and muttering about what might have been, while the Bigfoot runs for President.


I wish I could walk on the Moon.

Cro Magnon
Cro Magnon
The Tome Ranger

Jul-20-2022 08:20

Your wish is granted. Given that the force of gravity on the moon is six times less that on earth your weight is also multiplied by a factor of 6 to balance it out. So if your weight was let's say 120 lbs it's now 720 lbs.

I wish I could heal people by using mere mind power.

Cordelia Falco
Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe

Jul-30-2022 01:12

You can heal people with the amazing power of your mind. Unfortunately you can only do this by taking onto yourself whatever's wrong with them. You now have scrofula, rabies, a broken leg and the mother of all headaches.

I wish I could predict the weather.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Jul-31-2022 04:31

You can predict the weather with 99.9999 % accuracy. The tourism business hates you because ppl will pay attention to your forecasts and some tourist hot spots will suffer from this as ppl will massively overlook them or cancel their vacation after hearing your forecasts. They decide to join forces and hire a professional who will abduct you and you'll be kept safe on a tiny remote island somewhere in the Pacific.

I wish I could have conversation with every type of animal.

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Aug-1-2022 16:09

You are now Dr. Doolittle, Jr. and can talk to all of the animals. Unfortunately, their conversation bores you to tears as all they can talk about is where the best bananas are, which mares are in season, etc.

I wish I could cure diabetes.

Cro Magnon
Cro Magnon
The Tome Ranger

Aug-2-2022 06:19

You do get a Noble prize in medical sciences. Alas, a side effect is that cured diabetes makes ppl hypersensitive to the effects of sugars. They become highly energetic, destructive and are prone to commit crimes and violence.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Kittydetectivve
Kittydetectivve

Aug-9-2022 01:57

You can but a shark ate you

I wish I had a coupon for walmart.

Cro Magnon
Cro Magnon
The Tome Ranger

Aug-9-2022 07:45

There's your coupon. Alas it turns out to be bait and when you trade it in your personal info gets hacked and you become the victim of identity theft. The FBI sees you now as a very much wanted target.

I wish I had an amphibious car (water/land).

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