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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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luc pfeiffer
luc pfeiffer
Red-Nosed

Dec-29-2010 00:11

Actually, it has several billion. And each one of us is sitting on one (or two) of them. Whether you decide to use yours for more festive purposes is up to you. Try not to get stopped by the cops. You never know when they'll decide to have you do that breathalyzer thing. After all, we did see you sidle up to the bowl of egg nog a time (or four) more than even Squirrel did. And that lampshade you chose to wear home really didn't hide your inability to drive and at the same time entertain the public with your butt hanging out the window. Better luck next time! Or maybe just wish for two croissants. Breakfast will make you feel much better after a night like yours...

I want my Christmas back. This one was just plain nasty and i want a do-over.

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante

Jan-1-2011 11:49

You get your chance to fly, for about fifteen seconds as you are thrown through your car window and then come to a grinding halt.

I wish I have a happy new year.

Dellilah
Dellilah
Well-Connected

Jan-7-2011 03:46

You have a happy new year, but only because you were so high on illegal drugs. Eventually, your body is unable to tolerate your addiction, and you die of a drug overdose.

I wish to see a total solar eclipse, live.

Peter O'Neil
Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe

Jan-8-2011 21:17

You see a total solar eclipse live, and you live. Unfortunately, you neglected to wear any eye protection and soon go blind.

I wish my kids would grow up ... really.

M. Lacrimosa
M. Lacrimosa
Thespian

Jan-8-2011 21:25

Wish granted. Your kids grow up. One of them moves on to college. He gets into medical school and becomes a doctor. All of your kids move on to college except for one. He stays behind and lives with you for a while. By the age of thirty, he starts wanting to decide what he wants. By forty, he's looking into college. By the age of fifty, he moves out.

I wish it won't snow tomorrow

Dellilah
Dellilah
Well-Connected

Jan-8-2011 22:04

It doesn't snow. It rains frogs and fishes instead.

I wish I could eat a lot of dessert without gaining weight.

Peter O'Neil
Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe

Jan-28-2011 18:12

Lucky you! You can eat a lot of dessert and you won't gain an ounce! Hope you like celery, because that is all they serve for dessert.

I wish money grew on trees.

Jesse Hunter
Jesse Hunter
Santa's Little Helper

Feb-1-2011 19:51

Money now grows on trees. It's great at first, but since anyone can cultivate their own money it isn't long before inflation runs rampant. More and more farmland is dedicated to money trees instead of crops and soon it takes nearly $183,000 to purchase a single apple, if you can find one. After a period of protests and riots, the government finally restores a sense of economic order by establishing the Jonagold Standard, where wealth is measured in fixed weights of fruit. Paper money survives, but mostly because its fibers can be used to make durable (but unattractive) fabrics, and in a pinch it can be boiled in water to make a thin and calorie poor broth. These days you toil with the migrant workers in the money orchards for a hourly pittance of lemon zest, while the spoiled wealthy live a pampered life surrounded by fresh pineapples and passion fruits.



I wish dentists could work by telekinesis instead of having to put their hands in your mouth.

M. Lacrimosa
M. Lacrimosa
Thespian

Feb-2-2011 11:34

Dentists now use telekinesis to do their work. It starts off cool at first, but when you go into get a filling because of a cavity the dentist sneezes and one of their sharp objects stabs you in the cheek.


I wish this wish would get an epic corruption.

Jesse Hunter
Jesse Hunter
Santa's Little Helper

Feb-5-2011 21:07

Your wish receives an epic corruption, nay, THE Epic Corruption. All other corruptions are but penny dreadfuls in comparison. It's so epic that it tells everymans' story, tapping into a common theme in humanity's underlying psyche. Great deeds of both good and evil are inspired by it. In future generations colleges will design curricula based on it. No fewer than three religions are founded on it. As far reaching as the consequences are, I can't relate the actual corruption itself because my browser doesn't support Sanskrit and it's really just not the same in translation.

My neighbors have a huge dog with little respect for property boundaries. I wish that dog pooped diamonds.

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