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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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M. Lacrimosa
Thespian
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Nov-1-2009 09:00
You have been granted a day to your self. But sadly, your alarm clock wakes you up out of your dream and you have to start another day full of annoying people.
I wish that that this world was not full of idiots.
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Molly Maltese
Old Shoe
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Nov-1-2009 12:22
Your wish is granted, and you proceed to be cleansed from the earth with the rest of the undesirable horde.
OUCH! I'm snarky. ;D Just teasing you, you smarty-pants you.
I wish people around me didn't make so much noise.
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Keira Ann
Bloodhound
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Nov-1-2009 15:43
All noise around you is reduced to a whisper. It is nice at first. But then you spend the rest of your life straining to hear what is said and asking people to please speak up.
I wish winter wasn't so cold.
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Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante
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Nov-1-2009 15:54
Granted! In fact winter becomes the warmest season, because all of the rest have dropped below freezing!
I wish I could finish this paper and get an A on it.
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M. Lacrimosa
Thespian
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Nov-1-2009 20:22
Wish granted. You finish your paper and it is grade A material. How ever, the night before it is due, your dog gets a hold of it, and shreds it to pieces. Sorry.
I wish our government wasn't so corrupt.
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Elizabeth March
Sleuth About Town
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Nov-2-2009 14:16
You got it. Our government isn't corrupt anymore. Instead, it's overly strict and it puts people in jail for even the slightest flaw.
I wish I had a job.
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M. Lacrimosa
Thespian
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Nov-2-2009 14:54
Granted. You get a job. However, due to the lack of education, the only job you can get is a job with your name on your shirt and you get paid minimum wage. And, you just so happen to be in the state of Georgia in which the Right to Work Act says your boss doesn't have to have a reason to fire you. You get fired within a week.
I wish my pharmacology class wasn't so complicated.
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Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante
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Nov-2-2009 17:47
Granted, your class becomes insanely simple and as a result your major becomes flooded. Due to the influx of pharmacists becoming certified, there are few jobs available and the median salary drops to $18,000 a year.
I wish Kars for Kids would quit advertising on everything I watch and listen to.
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Elizabeth March
Sleuth About Town
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Nov-3-2009 18:24
Wish granted. Instead, everything you touch BECOMES Kars for Kids.
I wish time went by a little faster.
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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Nov-3-2009 18:27
Poof!!! A second a day keeps the... actually a second a day doesn't do much, but it IS a little faster.
I wish that weather was more consistent.
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