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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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topkebab
topkebab
Lucky Stiff

Oct-1-2008 21:27

Your kitties don't have fleas. They instantly stop scratching and generally being irritated and irritating. In fact, they're so comfortable that they stop running outside to play and laze about in their kitty baskets all day long. Eventually they become fat and slow and can't get out of their baskets, you have quite a job to clean them when... well, when they need cleaning. Yuck. And good luck.

I wish there wasn't so much booming lightning around here. ;)

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Oct-2-2008 13:56

*POOF* All the lights go out. That's right, a nationwide blackout. You suddenly realize (as you are trying to clean up after your kitties) that lightning can be your (as well as Benjamin Franklin's) friend. Ah well. And don't trip over that dining room chair with the big feet. Too late.

I wish Fred the Rottweiler had his lawn back.


David Adams
David Adams
Red-Nosed

Oct-10-2008 13:05

(For those people wondering, Fred the Rottweiler lost his lawn after he had tore it up so badly it could no longer be called a lawn: it was a mud puddle in the making. So we decided to reseed his lawn and fence it off until it has grown back. Which means that Fred had to find another place to drop his, er, presents, i.e. the patio. Which is rather messy and smelly for the rest of us. So I really do wish that Fred the Rottweiler had his lawn back.) :-)

David Adams
David Adams
Red-Nosed

Oct-11-2008 20:26

Will NO ONE find a way for Fred to get his Lawn BACK???

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-11-2008 23:01

*mighty mouse music plays*

Thanks to your enviro-conscious efforts, seeds have sprouted and flourished and Fred has himself exclusive executive access to a vast expanse of putting green so lush it would make Tiger Woods lose control of his bowels, crouch, and shank one out with his eyes rolling back in his head, his Sunday red shirt flapping in the breeze and the word "Wheaties" barely escaping his lips. Sadly, what you didn't know about Fred is that he knew what he was doing when he tore up that lawn. Fred was a man with a plan, dammit, and what you dismissively refer to as a "mud puddle" was in actuality Fred's self-styled canine MacGyver bidet. So while you're absolutely tickled about less scat-io on the patio, you're somewhat less excited about waking up to find a drooling rottweiler squatting over the kitchen sink trying to aim the spritz at his nether regions without the benefit of opposable thumbs.

I wish I had a scratch n' sniff bible.

andirondax
andirondax

Oct-16-2008 17:10

you get a rubber band but it snaps

Sleuthgirl Ciara
Sleuthgirl Ciara

Oct-17-2008 23:45

you get a scrunchie but it snaps and ur neck hurts I wish I was metal.

nicnic
nicnic
Battered Shoe

Oct-19-2008 19:24

To crunch:
You get your scratch and sniff bible and are so excited over the Jesus Juice and Mango Moses scents that you keep smelling and smelling. When you get to Noah's Wild Kingdon and inhale deeply. The aroma of 1000s of animals species at one time sends you flailing and you accidentally knock over the holy water that you got as a free sample when you bought the bible. The holy water touces your skin and immediately begins to burn and dissolve it similar to what happened to that poor little chick in the Exorcist. (Seriously man.... what are you doing with a bible?)

To Ciara:
Poof. You are metal. At first this is a wonderful thing so when your boyfriend marc short for march beats you with his guitar you can hardly feel it. However when you go to work at Taco Bell you get too close to the frying while fixing up a gordita and you melt.

I wish there was a TV channel that played nothing but Quantum Leap episodes.

Breitkat
Breitkat
Pinball Amateur

Oct-25-2008 13:43

*Bolt of lightning*

You wake up to find things a bit blurry, and your mind a bit verschimmeled. Ah well, might as well turn on the TV til things get back to normal. HOLY.... Every channel has Quantum Leap on it. What the.... You run for the aspirin in the medicine cabinet. But before you can open the cabinet door, you glance in the mirror. And freak. You're looking into the face of a dark haired, scruffy faced, dark-eyed guy with safety glasses. And a fez. No bloody way!!! You've just leaped into the body of Ben!!! AL!!! Where are you?? A blurry holographic image with a cigar in his hand appears. Yep, you guessed it. You've leaped into Sleuth. Oh boy....

After thoroughly screwing up his life to the point where you have to re-propose to Sunny (again), you decide to take a little nap. You wake up, go to the medicine cabinet for that bottle of aspirin, and glance at the mirror. And freak. Again!! The face looking back at you is a veiled blonde in a bikini with a bottle. You've just leaped into I Dream of Jeannie. OOHHH boy....

I wish I had a new ship for my sister's Pirate kitty, Capt'n Chou. (Please don't let it sink, either. Us crewmen hate getting wet. ;-)

luc pfeiffer
luc pfeiffer
Red-Nosed

Oct-28-2008 23:08

***POOF***

You receive a georgeous two foot long sloop for Halloween. It's just purrfect... for sailing in the bathtub. Anywhere else and the waves wash over and sink it. (Yes I know. But since you only sail it around the bathtub, you don't have to worry about that, do you?) And you are instantly on hand to rescue any crew member who needs it. Especially that cute cabin boy (the slightly BIGGER black kitty)! So once you call out for pizza for Capt'n Chou to enjoy with her new boat, she is set for an evening at sea ....

I would LOVE to have some big, beautiful (non-carnivorous) flowers to stick in a pot outside my window...

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