Corrupt A Wish
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods
You have come into millions of dollars but everywhere you go there are "friends" sponging off you. There's no- where to hide.. they are even in your bathroom. You wish you were poor again.
I wish you would give me all your millions.
She gives you all her millions to escape from the "friends" that were coming to her. Shortly after, those friends are coming to you instead of her. Now you wish you were poor again.
I wish Africa would be completely clean and cured from AIDS.
Kyle XY Rocks
You find a cure and type it in your computer it took you three years then suddenly a wild out -of-control panda smashes the computher then your work is lost Forever!
I wish i was a Meditaor (or one who can speak to Ghosts)>
You can speak to ghosts. Being uninhibited guys (hey, what else can you do to them?) they unleash all their bitterness and frustration about being dead, and torment you night and day with bad renditions of 80s pop songs guaranteed to whittle away what little remains of your sanity. Then they hide in your lavatory and shout rude words just as you're getting comfortable.
I wish it was March 20th.
Why look! It's magically March 20th. But wait, what's this? The Cubans decide to unite with the Czechoslvakians and Indonesians and start the 3rd world war! So they decide to blow up a random town in the US, and it's yours! Enjoy your last few moments before the Cuban-Czechoslovakian-Indonesian Empire destroys the world! One word of advice: RUN YOU FOOL! (okay so it was 3 words, but does it matter?)
I wish I could read minds.
****@@*** waves the magick wand***@****
You can read minds now!! Unfortunatly you learn what scientists in te world have known for years. Every single male thought is sexual. Everyday you are bombarded by these thoughts. Also you no longer have any friends once you learn what they really think of you. Finally after a while you start answering questions people haven't asked yet and they finally burn you at the stake for being a suspected witch.
I wish that I was a Sailor Senshi!!
Rich J. Mayo
Poof! You become a Sailor Senshi.
But you run out of food on your sailboat and, in an effort to catch an eel with which to make some sushi, you choke on a piece of poison bluefish.
I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard -- and, AND -- I don't want any zombie turkeys; I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any weird surprises. (hey - if it was good enough for Homer Simpson...)
You get your turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard -- and, AND -- there aren't any zombie turkeys; you don't turn into a turkey yourself, and you don't get any weird surprises. But you do turn into Homer Simpson and now have to spend the rest of your life as an overwight dim-witted cartoon character!
I wish all the snow outside was gone.
All the snow outside is gone.
It's now all inside. Your house. Which is warm. The snow starts to melt.
I wish I wasn't working a 16 hour shift today.
You get a day off. Tomorrow you will be working a 24 hours shift!
I wish I could understand mortal women >