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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Nov-17-2007 18:09

Oh GOD! I HATE that song!!! UGHH!!!

I'm showing MERCY! UGHH!!! WISH GRANTED!!!

Oh wait. I have to corrupt it...

Ummm... you get that AWFUL industrial noise out of your head, but then you befriend Raffy, and you get Baby Beluga stuck in your head.

UGHH!!! I wouldn't wish that on anyone!

Oh, wait. I just did. Oh well!

I wish I could untie all the friggin' knots in my yarn!

Nov-26-2007 23:12

Guess what? No more knots! But that's because you accidentally rip the yarn strings during the process of the untying.

I wish for scissors that can never cut flesh.

Nov-27-2007 02:15

And so, Meteor now has a brand new pair of Hello Kitty plastic scissors... unfortunatly, they are alive! Instead of cutting anything at all, the scissors since Baby Beluga and Yellow Submarine for you all day and night.

I wish my cubemate was back to work :(

Nov-27-2007 16:40

Doing all the work, hey Alle? Well, wish granted. Unfortunatly, your cubemate is the boss's nephew, and esentially invinsible to firing. So, while you sit in the cubicle, working your little sexy butt off, he sits there pigging out on Tuna Cassarole, and taunting you about fishing and beer.

Good wish! :-)

I wish my life was more exciting, so I went somewhere everyday, providing it wasn't freakily dangerous like rock-climbing, bungee-jumping, parachuting, or hunting with Dick Cheney.

I like to make it hard. :-)

Nov-28-2007 00:49

ohhh nice challege! en garde!

Alas, you have a new spice to your life that is none too dangerious... In the blink of an eye, you are now 90 years old, and your idea of daily excitement is knitting with a multicolored yarn, days when your regular, and the most sleuthing you can handle is an episode of Matlock, that you only watch 1/2 way through before you nap. Now you have terrible arthiritis and cannot slueth, try to get your nurse to do it for you, but your memory fails and you are unable to complete the simplest cases.
-cry-

Hmm...
I wish I was trilingual. (did I spell that right?)

Nov-28-2007 23:10

You are indeed trilingual. Unfortunately, you are also mute.

Whenever you want to prove to a passer-by that you are trilingual, you have to quickly get out your pad and write down the same sentence in three different languages and pray to God that they do not think you are insane.

I wish my Siamese cat spoke to me once in a while. (I know what I am risking here so bring it on!)

Nov-30-2007 01:51

oh honey, you have no idea what you're risking :)

Kitty speaks. Or, more accurately kitty writes. In Spanish, English and some Scandinavian language you don't know but MAN are those oomlaut's pointy! On each and every one of your pads. So now, all your underwear are ruined with cat-claw scratches and torn-up bits of subscription info from magazines with names like 'Cat Fancier', 'So You're a Woman Now', and 'Secrets from Aunt Flo'. Couple invites from Oprah, too and one you aren't even gonna dignify with a response from the producers of some show called "When Animals Attack: Uncensored".

I wish Violet's Siamese kept a video diary on YouTube.

(Sorry for picking on you Vi; it was just sort of sitting there)

Dec-2-2007 18:40

Violet's Siamese has a new account on YouTube! One day the new user gets millions of hits and becomes a YouTube celebrity! But one day many of the videos get taken down because of violations of certain rules and eventually the account gets taken down by the corrupt YouTube staff.

I wish I could be FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!!111! at the next poster.

Dec-3-2007 01:18

And so Meteor Roger starts firing his lazer at me. OH NOES!!!! Unfortunatly for Meteor, one of the shots hit the diamond on my ring, and bounced back at him, scuffing the tip of his finger, causing him to get a bad hangnail! OUCH!

I'm so cold. I wish my socks were dry :(

Dec-3-2007 20:16

Your socks are dry but unfortunately it's 20 below and your furnace broke and the rest of you is frost burned!

I wish my pets could train themselves to obey my every wish!



(good luck)