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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Lady Ruby Caplan
Well-Connected
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Jul-23-2007 12:55
I wish your Turkey did make Nuns dizzy.
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Maddie518
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Jul-23-2007 15:55
It made Nuns dizzy but was then dinner that night.
I wish I was subscribed.
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LauraVo
Battered Shoe
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Jul-23-2007 23:27
You're subscribed! Sadly Your Timing Made Nuns Die.
(Yoyofoshow Thinks Maddie518 Needs Diamonds?)
I wish I was more clever, like Dr. Science.
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Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe
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Jul-24-2007 06:10
You are more clever, and with this slight increase in intelligence, you manage to master tying your shoe-laces... unfortunately, you tie them together and end up falling on your face. Oh well... back to slip-ons.
I wish I knew who Dr Science was.
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Anikka
Babelfish
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Jul-24-2007 09:37
Well, you've found out the true identity of Dr. Science, evil-genius that he is. Of course, this means that he has to kill you! Say bye-bye....
I wish I had a dollar for every time a person wrote the word "the".
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Meteor Roger
Well-Connected
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Jul-25-2007 00:00
You earned the dollar. Only time you'll get that money since you'll never see that word again!
I wish I had three people working on my lawn.
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Paranoid_Android
Story Teller
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Jul-25-2007 00:52
are you telling us your hedge needs trimming?
anyway I digress...
*poof* there are three brawny blokes working on your lawn and might I say The Red Man Thong Monument is coming along beautifully too. Though at sundown, strange little gnome-like creatures come out from underneath the shrubbery and kneel down to pay homage in their chirpy little French-Canadian accents. They're worse than cicadas (crickets) with their "Eh", "Eh", "Eh", "Eh" "Eh's". And, I think they're multiplying. Well ... they're certainly trying to ... err mind where you stand when they leave... nothing industrial strength disinfectant, sawdust and a shovel wont clean up.
I wish what the whales were really saying.
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Paranoid_Android
Story Teller
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Jul-25-2007 00:53
*I wish I knew what the whales were really saying.
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Mack Hazard
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Jul-25-2007 16:45
You do know what whales are saying. They all say the same thing. They say you're lonely and need a life.
I wish I was not so bored.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Jul-26-2007 00:58
You're totally entertained!
By the blinky blinky buttons on your life preserver jacket. As you slip into Davey Jones' locker. You aren't sure whether to love that thing because it had reruns of John Tesh's greatest moments on ET embedded in it's collar, or to hate it because you hate John Tesh when he gets all advice-y. Don't talk to me fivehead!
I wish Entertainment Tonight sent you a singing kitten for actually sitting through it.
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