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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Zlocko
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Apr-23-2007 15:36
Your teacher does not play the song, but everybody else in the whole world does!
I wish my cat wasn't so evil.
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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Apr-25-2007 06:46
Poof. Your cat's not evil! But the cockroaches in your sock drawer ... they're planning to take over the world!
As I look down at one blue foot and one brown foot, I wish could find all the odd socks I have so evidently lost!
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Harrelson
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Apr-25-2007 12:36
You find them alright, but your discovery isn't a happy one. In hopes of impressing you, a secret admirer (or rather stalker) has been sneaking into your house and stealing them. He (yes he!) has woven them together into a hideously grotesque sweater smelling of old feet, KY jelly, and Michael Jordan cologne. He offers it to you with a crazed look in his eyes, slighty daring you to say "no thankyou." good luck with that...
I wish my body looked like those spartans in the movie 300.
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Akemo
Well-Connected
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Apr-25-2007 15:22
it does but everybody who looks at you wonders why would you want to be a corpse
i wish they had never made bubble blowers that make noise
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Asuna
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Apr-27-2007 23:08
they never made bubble blowers that make noise because the world blew up about a week before they thought of them.
i wish i had superpowers
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Michael_Scott
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Apr-28-2007 19:05
You do, but there are more practical things out there than your glow-in-the-dark teeth and triple-jointed thumbs.
I wish I could get married and have 100 kids, so I can have 100 friends, and no one can say 'no' to being my friend.
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Akemo
Well-Connected
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Apr-29-2007 14:53
you do but one day the kids get tired of always being your friend and feed you to barney.
i wish somebody would kill that stupid purple thing (barney)
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StrangerDanger
Nomad
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Apr-30-2007 22:14
*BANG* Barney is assassinated (by the CIA of course). However the outcry from heartbroken toddlers across the world gives rise to an plethora of "copy-cat style Barneys". Countless streets are crowded with middle-aged men in various states of dinosaur dress hawking their wares to helpless parents.
I wish my sandals smelled like sugar cookies instead of...well, my feet.
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Anikka
Babelfish
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May-1-2007 16:49
Voile! The enticing scent of freshly baked sugar cookes now emanates from your sandals...as evidenced by the horde of drooling toddlers following like you're the pied piper. And who's that following them? Dozens of completely ticked-off moms!! Congratulations.
I wish this stupid bronchitis would just go away.
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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May-10-2007 07:32
Poof bronchitis has gone away. Apparently Death scared it off. He gets that a lot. Can't get his mother to pass the ketchup at dinner time. So yeah. Roasting Pit 5, See you there Ani. You'll recognise it easily, Crunch is turning the spit, Helen Corning's the one with the apple in her mouth...
I wish could be more decisive... no I don't... no, yes I do... no... yes... argh!
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