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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Apr-16-2007 08:08

Poof! Mary Poppins disappears from film folklore. Unfortunately her absence has left a void to be filled in the nanny world. Hence the emergence of Barry Poppins, the middle-aged pervert who responds to want ads by peeping in home windows at night screaming obscenities and requesting chimney access.

I wish Dora the Explorer could follow a frickin' map. (and this one's personal)

Apr-16-2007 16:52

She can follow a map but she still gets lost and ends up in a jungle. She then ends up living with the monkeys, who eventually kill her.

I wish my teacher wouldn't play the Dora the Explorer theme song whenever a certain teacher came into our class.

Apr-23-2007 15:36

Your teacher does not play the song, but everybody else in the whole world does!

I wish my cat wasn't so evil.

Apr-25-2007 06:46

Poof. Your cat's not evil! But the cockroaches in your sock drawer ... they're planning to take over the world!

As I look down at one blue foot and one brown foot, I wish could find all the odd socks I have so evidently lost!

Apr-25-2007 12:36

You find them alright, but your discovery isn't a happy one. In hopes of impressing you, a secret admirer (or rather stalker) has been sneaking into your house and stealing them. He (yes he!) has woven them together into a hideously grotesque sweater smelling of old feet, KY jelly, and Michael Jordan cologne. He offers it to you with a crazed look in his eyes, slighty daring you to say "no thankyou." good luck with that...

I wish my body looked like those spartans in the movie 300.

Apr-25-2007 15:22

it does but everybody who looks at you wonders why would you want to be a corpse

i wish they had never made bubble blowers that make noise

Apr-27-2007 23:08

they never made bubble blowers that make noise because the world blew up about a week before they thought of them.

i wish i had superpowers

Apr-28-2007 19:05

You do, but there are more practical things out there than your glow-in-the-dark teeth and triple-jointed thumbs.

I wish I could get married and have 100 kids, so I can have 100 friends, and no one can say 'no' to being my friend.

Apr-29-2007 14:53

you do but one day the kids get tired of always being your friend and feed you to barney.

i wish somebody would kill that stupid purple thing (barney)

Apr-30-2007 22:14

*BANG* Barney is assassinated (by the CIA of course). However the outcry from heartbroken toddlers across the world gives rise to an plethora of "copy-cat style Barneys". Countless streets are crowded with middle-aged men in various states of dinosaur dress hawking their wares to helpless parents.

I wish my sandals smelled like sugar cookies instead of...well, my feet.