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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Mar-29-2007 04:45

You follow that rainbow and find the pot of gold! Fool's Gold, that is... oh, so sparkly, but worthless.

I wish I could have thought of a wish that didn't have anything to do with taking a nap, but I didn't. So I also wish I had taken a nap earlier.

Mar-29-2007 15:18

Rip van lucky you! You did take a nap earlier, but it was restless and beset upon with disturbing references from the corrupt-a-wish image-cyclopedia, leading to sweat-inducing nightmares about neutered cats, a rainbow trout dressed as a leprechaun, a howling army of beady-eyed taste buds and a barking muffin full of teeth at a tequila-soaked spring break party.

I wish I had one of those cool massage chairs.

Mar-29-2007 18:45

Aaah..sheer bliss. There u are, sat on the latest version of Massage Pleasure 3000. Plush black leather, state of the art gadgetry, the whole works...enjoying wave after wave of the intense pressure on ur sore vertebral discs(courtesy of last week's rugby match with those angry lesbians at the Feminist Rugby Union) when ur elbow accidentally hits the 'SUPER ULTRA MAX strength' button on the chair remote.. *crunch* Lets just say, being called 'spineless' is no longer a metaphor and u spend the rest of ur days ringing bells in notre dame and cracking jokes with talking gargoyles

I wish shopping was a profession

Mar-29-2007 22:00

Woo hoo!!! Lucky you, you now get paid to shop!! Of course, you have to spend your own money, and you only earn 1/8th of what you spend.

I wish Crunchpatty wasn't all telling people about my personal dream business.

Apr-1-2007 20:44

He does but sleuth chat gets boring and its all your fault.

I wish I could do whatever I wanted.

Apr-2-2007 00:57

You gain the power to do whatever you want, but lose all emotion. Nothing you do will ever make you happy.

I wish I had a stong work ethic.

Apr-2-2007 09:57

You are the most ETHICal employee in ur office, but also the only one who actually knows the meaning of that word. All ur colleagues are ruthless, selfish, narcissictic megalomaniacs who dont give a crap bout anyone but themselves. Hence, ure constantly treated as the company doormat and get kicked to the bottom of the foodchain. While ure busy working ur butt off during christmas, the brown nosing prick who wears too much hairgel in cubicle 5 is busy getting a tan on the big boss' yatch with the man himself.

I wish men could experience childbirth so they can take their "women are the weaker sex" mantra and shove it up where the sun dont shine LOL (no offense meant to all u testosterone fuelled males out there :P)

Apr-2-2007 10:01

*narcissistic

Apr-2-2007 10:29

Men experience childbirth but then you have to get up in the middle of the night to fetch them ice cream and pickles, rub their swollen cankles and listen to them cry about how fat they are.

I wish I could be a lawyer without actually having to attend law school for the next four years :)

Apr-3-2007 16:48

u dont go to law skool but then ur the worst lawyer out there making false accusations and saying worthless stuff in the court that doesnt make sense. then u get fired and spend the rest of ur life single with ur cat living on quarters.

i wish i was a journalist writing for the ny times and i was rich