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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Dec-4-2006 22:24

Aye! An' wha' a brigh' bonny wee lassie she is, comin' ta our Fair Land, ta Land o' ta purple heather and sky-blue water... If ya ha'e a wee look o'er there, Lassie, ya can see er natushunal treasure, ta Ness...Great Scot!! Run fer ya life, Lassie!! Run fer yer....

(Oops, looks like Nessie was feeling a mite hungry today....Sorry bout that!! ;-)

I wish my honey would hurry up and come home to me.

Dec-5-2006 02:14

Easy-Peasy. Breit, your honey hurries back, like lickety-split. Unfortunately, he's been in Edinburgh -- he smells kinda like Haggis and his pockets are full of deep-fried Mars bars, and you have an awkward moment explaining the grease stains.

I wish I knew the evolutionary purpose of male nipples.

Dec-5-2006 13:24

(just so you know, the only reaon they are there is because there is no reason for them to not be)

You discover the secrets of all things male-nipple-related, but among amassing this information, your chest grows to a size DD.

OMG I hve it! lol

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener!

Dec-5-2006 13:33

What a wish!!! KaBoom!! you are now an Oscar Meyer wiener!! Now RUN!!! the pack of dogs behind you are drooling!! I guess it doesn't pay to be a delicious hot dog.

I wish I could play hockey!

Dec-5-2006 16:42

You are inducted into the canadian hockey league, but immediately receive a fatal body check.

I wish that a civilazation of french polenysians would declare potatoes their supreme ruler.

Dec-7-2006 08:46

HHMmmmm... let me see what i can do with this..the french polenysians do declare potatoes their supreme ruler, too bad you just found out that you from a long line of decents from the tomatoe...did i mention tomatoes are the delicatecy of the french polenysian?? Looks like you just became the menu!

I wish fairy tales came true.

Dec-7-2006 16:59

Fairy Tales do come true, but upon their arrival, you are sucked into the pages from whence they came. You then become imprisoned in a very tall castle, and are gaurded by Graham Chapman,Eric Idle & co.

I wish I didn't keep getting turned into vegetables(or is a tomato a fruit?).

Dec-7-2006 17:42

You stop being turned into a vegetable. Instead, you get turned into poo. Doggy Poo. And then you are deposited in the pit with the rest of the doggie poo.

I wish I were a superhero!

Dec-7-2006 19:33

WOW.. you are a superhero!! Only your superskill is POO MAGNET... you attact poo where ever you are... Oh look Lord of Llamas is your new side kick...

I wish I was getting a pedicure.

Dec-7-2006 20:34

You are getting a pedicure - and it's the best one of your life - and then you wake up and realize you've been dreaming all along. Sorry!

I wish there were more hours in a day.