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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard
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Oct-2-2006 17:05
Hippos do fly - they fly right up your nose causing extreme sinus complications necessitating emergency surgery wherein the surgeon mistakenly removes part of your brain, leaving you with the misimpression that you are a famous Western movie star with an attitude.
I wish I lived in the age of the Jetson's where all you have to do in the morning is stand on a conveyor belt while robotic arms get you ready for the day.
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AZN Cinderella
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Oct-2-2006 17:49
You lived in the Jetson's age but then the robotic arms accidentally beat you up every morning instead.
I wish I had a prince.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Oct-2-2006 18:05
who's that noble man on his horse stretching his arm towards you? Those ears.....it's bonnie Prince Charlie of England! What a lucky gal you are Cinderella!!!!!
I wish I were a famous Western movie star with an attitude
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Paranoid_Android
Story Teller
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Oct-2-2006 18:46
*poof* OK you're Lee Marvin, but your Lee Marvin in 'Paint your Wagon'. And well singing just isn't your strong point. "Do I know where hell is? Hell is in Hello. Heaven is good-bye forever. It’s time for me to go" It certainly is Lee... it certainly is.
I wish I could teleport. I'm not fussy, Bewitched or I Dream of Jeanie style.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Oct-3-2006 02:18
*wrinkles nose Jeannie-esquely* Shazaam, now the squirrel can teleport. But only to and from obscure nail salons and movie concession stands. Upside: he's got fingernails all of Paris would kill for. Downside: you live with an army guy called 'Darryn'. And he's REALLY fussy.
I wish Tortillas were a form of currency.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Oct-3-2006 04:30
Tortillas are an established form of money now, too bad the mice nibbled all your "money" away...should have deposited your tortillas in the bank when you had the chance
I wish we'd all live in iglo's
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Al Z
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Oct-3-2006 17:35
We all live in "iglos"
The Eskimos laugh at us from their igloos as we live in crazy box-like houses that blast techno music and have multi-colored lights that can't ever be shut off except to be replaced with a strobe light. Originally called the I-Glow, the w got cut off after a copyright infringement issue in court.
I wish Bad-Ass were a ham and cheese sandwich instead of a guy who wants me to live in an igloo he can't even spell correctly! Unless he's talking about the igloo-looking thing at this Iglo link -- http://www.iglortd.org/
Which he probably is cause Badass is a crazy dude from Belgium!
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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Oct-3-2006 17:49
*poof* Al you are magically transported into Wonderland replete with blue play dress and long golden tresses. So anyway Al-ice, you see a tiny door, the only way forward. After a momentary hissy-fit you spy a table and on that table sits a very, *very*, whiffy ham & cheese sandwich.
You brush the small army of flies off the top of the sandwich to reveal a note that simply reads 'EAT ME'.
There rest is up to you blondie :)
I wish I had an ice coffee, right here right now.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Oct-3-2006 22:39
you have an ice coffee right in your hand, too bad the emphasis is a bit more on "ice" than "coffee". with a bit of luck you might chop of some chunks and suck on them.
I wish I could spell correctly :)
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Evelyn Archer
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Oct-3-2006 23:21
You can spell correctly but you now have no idea what to write...writer's block.
I wish I could fly.
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