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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-25-2006 14:39
All your work does do itself, so you get the sack.
I wish I could afford to pay for university.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Sep-25-2006 16:20
You make it to university but are utterly disappointed in the knowledge they're teaching you there.
I wish it we could just skip the upcoming autumn & winter with them dark gloomy days.
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Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe
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Sep-25-2006 18:11
It's now summer, there's a heatwave, there's a global shortage of ice-cream and the air conditioning's broken.
(pedant's corner: 1912 not 1908?. Sorry. Can't help it.)
I wish I could freeze time while I snooze.
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Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard
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Sep-26-2006 00:52
I wish I was married to Anthony Hopkins so I could lay in bed at night and listen to him read Shakespeare Sonnetts to me.
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Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard
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Sep-26-2006 01:12
Oops - forgot a main ingredient:
Times feezes while you snooze, but only for you - the rest of the world moves on.
I wish I was married to Anthony Hopkins so I could lay in bed at night and listen to him read Shakespeare Sonnetts to me.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Sep-26-2006 03:16
BAM! Sir Anthony= your squishy hubby but he sleeps in theHannibal Lecter mask and murmers, "...with a nice chianti f,f,f,f,f" when he gets restless.
I wish clowns were a bit less scary.
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Victoria Florence
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Sep-26-2006 07:58
They are less scary, but the universe demands balance and now mimes are absolutely terrifying.
I wish a CPA firm would hire me.
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Belle Star
Washed Up Punter
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Sep-26-2006 10:46
A CPA firm does hire you, but it's because your sleeping with the boss.
I wish i had a dime for every time i slept with the boss!!LOL
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Reese Withers
Well-Connected
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Sep-26-2006 11:09
You get millions of dimes, but now you must answer the question, as to why you have somany of them
I wish I could meet Vin Diesel :)
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Sep-26-2006 11:16
you meet Vin Diesel......you spend the whole time watching how many attention het gets from so many girls.....it totally depresses you....
I wish I were the one guy who decides what Hollywood movies will be produced and which ones will never be released
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