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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Rosamund Clifford
Tale Spinner
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Sep-25-2006 00:47
You can, but you fly too high and Icarus's destiny befalls you.
I wish I wouldn't get the same clue five times in succession.
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Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard
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Sep-25-2006 01:38
You won't get the same clue five times in succession, you will get the same clue seven times in succession.
I wish all men came with automatic toilet seat closers installed.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Sep-25-2006 02:45
They (we) do but they also come with extra-bad aim where toilets are concerned...and no splashguards.
I wish I could speak Ooompa-Loompa.
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Serges
Vigilante
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Sep-25-2006 02:48
you begin rhyming nonsensically about moral lessons, much to the chagrin of that lady you finally convinced to come back to your place, who does *not* find it as amorous as you had hoped.
I wish I could pick on crunchpatty 24/7.
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Ravenclaw515
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Sep-25-2006 03:53
You, can, but everything become literally frozen. The braziers are so cold, you get frostbitten and permanently lose feeling in your limbs.
I wish I had perfect vision.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Sep-25-2006 03:57
You see the world 20/20, but have to poke out one eye when you realize how ugly it all is. Now everyone calls you Ravenpatch.
I wish "that lady" had been more honest about the moustache....
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Forskin
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Sep-25-2006 09:44
She was more honest about the moustache, it was the hairy back, the baseball bat and the twins that she lied about.
I wish i live in a giant castle atop a hill so i could look down at all the little people
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Rosamund Clifford
Tale Spinner
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Sep-25-2006 13:28
You are Gulliver living in a castle looking down at the Lilliputans, but there is a giant living in a much bigger castle atop a much bigger hill and looks down at you.
I wish I could go on a cruise.
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Serges
Vigilante
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Sep-25-2006 14:23
You decide to take a Transatlantic cruise, excited at the hype surrounding the ship's maiden voyage. Unfortunately, it's 1908.
Say hi to Leonardo DiCaprio's frozen corpse for me when you hit bottom.
I wish all my "busywork" for my job would just do it self.
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-25-2006 14:39
All your work does do itself, so you get the sack.
I wish I could afford to pay for university.
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