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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

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topkebab
topkebab
Lucky Stiff

Jul-25-2008 01:13

Latest from HR

Company Policy Regarding Pay Raise
July 23, 2008
Effective From August, 2008

Dress Code
1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume You are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.
3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and Therefore you do not need a pay raise.

Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor’s certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

HolidayDays
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

Toilet Use
1.Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
2.At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.
3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the “Chronic Offenders” category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company’s mental health policy.

Lunch Break
1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints,frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Cordially,
Management

Jesse Hunter
Jesse Hunter
Santa's Little Helper

Jul-27-2008 11:25

Hey! I've worked for that company!

Ms Helen
Ms Helen
Con Artist

Sep-17-2008 07:41

So some of you may remember back in the day when Nikki used to talk about tim tams right?

Well I can finally say I've actually had one YAY. Courtesy of a work mates aussie boyfriend who brought them back to the UK for us to try. Now I'm wondering why no one had previously told me that the English version is a penguin, I wouldn't have spent the last year or so wondering if they had hehe :D

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Sep-17-2008 17:15

you eat penguins instead of tim tams? knew you English were err nuts. Don't their little flippers get stuck in your teeth?

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Sep-19-2008 22:29

We didn't celebrate two years of this thread!

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Sep-20-2008 22:20

It's all your fault, Yoyo! You forgot to remind us!

Razamatazz
Razamatazz

Sep-21-2008 16:04

I still work at that place.....sigh...way up there^^^^

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Sep-21-2008 17:21

I knew someone who worked in the call center of a company that everyone thought was so great.

Turns out, they made everyone sign in a book (and log the time) on their way into the bathroom, and sign out (and log the time) when they left the bathroom. And then they talked about the amount of time you spent in the bathroom during your monthly review. And, heaven forbid you went to the bathroom too often, or stayed in there longer than they thought you should...

... yes, they actually fired people for it.

nicnic
nicnic
Battered Shoe

Sep-21-2008 23:17

OMG. Tim Tams!!!!!! I actually have something to add to the Sleuth community, which is rare. Currently work for Campbell Soup (who many of you may not know own Arnott's in AUS who own Tim Tams) and I have access to a never-ending supply of Tim Tams (due to the project I am on recently expanding to Australia). Anyone who wants a case, let me know and I will send it to you :-)

BTW... I tried one for the first time last week. They are prety damn good.

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Oct-3-2008 09:20

Time for some halloween fun, here are some rather intricate pumpkin carvings:

http://studenthacks.org/2007/10/28/pumpkin-carving-designs/

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