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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

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Oscar Meyer
Oscar Meyer
Con Artist

Jun-17-2008 14:10

Wait a minute, I've heard I need a class and I don't see it listed. Will it be added at a later time?

MEN CAN MAKE BEDS TOO
Demonstrations with practice sessions to follow



Jesse Hunter
Jesse Hunter
Santa's Little Helper

Jun-18-2008 15:59

another class for us men-types...

TASK PRIORITIZATION: HOUSEWORK vs AUTOMOTIVE MAINTENANCE -
WHAT REALLY NEEDS TO BE DONE BEFORE COMPANY ARRIVES.
Guided roleplay with positive and negative reinforcement methodology.

Lady Zeugirdor
Lady Zeugirdor
Pinball Amateur

Jun-21-2008 23:15

Jesse, Yes that class is definately needed! I take it that you aren't qualified to teach it?

Jesse Hunter
Jesse Hunter
Santa's Little Helper

Jun-26-2008 22:00

My father was always the worst for disappearing outside for some trivial man-task in order to ditch housework. He'd rather hand mow six acres than wash six dishes. Since I have years of my mother's commentary on the matter burned into my brain I actually think I'd do a decent job of heading up that class.

Lady Emerald Devon
Lady Emerald Devon
Nomad

Jul-9-2008 05:45

The King of Norway looks like Dr. Evil. Check out a Norwedgian coin sometime.
There is a penis on the Euro coins. And yes it is Sweden while Finland is just nuts.

Lady Emerald Devon
Lady Emerald Devon
Nomad

Jul-9-2008 05:45

I can't spell.

Cordelia Falco
Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe

Jul-9-2008 09:15

*peers at some Norwegian kroner she happens to have lying about by the computer*

Wow, that is uncanny.

detectivehappy
detectivehappy
Old Shoe

Jul-11-2008 23:22

Hi all!!

Ms Helen
Ms Helen
Con Artist

Jul-11-2008 23:59

lmao TK that is truly classic

topkebab
topkebab
Lucky Stiff

Jul-25-2008 01:13

Latest from HR

Company Policy Regarding Pay Raise
July 23, 2008
Effective From August, 2008

Dress Code
1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume You are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.
3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and Therefore you do not need a pay raise.

Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor’s certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

HolidayDays
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

Toilet Use
1.Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
2.At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.
3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the “Chronic Offenders” category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company’s mental health policy.

Lunch Break
1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that’s all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience.
Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints,frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

Cordially,
Management

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