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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

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Dex Con
Dex Con
Well-Connected

Dec-2-2006 00:59

The problem is that the people who don't remember to count their items are the same people who probably can't count to twelve, anyway...

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Dec-2-2006 01:40

geez Serges some of us crack our hard boiled eggs with a spoon, and some of us just use a sledgehammer... ;)

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Dec-2-2006 01:49

*thinks about that stand-up guy Gallagher and his big Sledge-o-Matic closing act*

But enough about eggs. I had a meeting with my TV earlier tonight. On a regularly scheduled commercial break, I sort of started thinking my avatar looks like the Burger King king. Like seriously. Picture:

<----this

but with a crown and a cape.

Goodbye garden gnome, hello whopper, right?!

AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Dec-2-2006 06:38

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crunch, you are totally right!!!

Wow...it's uncanny

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Dec-2-2006 13:54

eww that guy creeps me out (i'm totally freaked by things that don't change expression, like the Burger King dude, Buddy Lee, Chuckie, etc.)...

Gallagher...I used to love him when I was kid, he also had a VERY kickass stache. I still crack up when I see him on TV. I always wanted to go to see him cuz theres not many places you can go see some dude and get sprayed with stuff... ;)

LMFAO at SS's analogy by the way

*waits for Serges to come play innuendo ruiner again*

...way to go Captain Obvious ;)

what'syourname
what'syourname

Dec-2-2006 17:30

LOL... SS. I am not one to give "happy endings". My massages are to die for I don't need to resort to giggles and rubs. :) The guest who left me the big tip is a Pro Golfer.

yeah gallagher was great. love his shows.

OMG... All hail the KING!! King crunchy... love it.. is now your new name!!

AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Dec-2-2006 18:17

And one more thing, we you pull up to the drive through of your local McD's your order should be something like: Number 5 with a coke. That's it. Moving on...

Instead, I get stuck behind SUV lady whose order goes something like this: "I want five happy meals, three chicken nugget and two burger, but give me less fries than they come with..also give me 2 cherry vanilla caffeine free cokes, 2 orange Hi-Ci..then give me a Big Mac, no pickles and hold the mayo, that would be with a large medium caffeine free diet coke and two extra straws and also...

Well u get the picture.

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Dec-2-2006 18:35

Thats not as bad as when your waiting at a bus stop for 20 minutes and then some random guy appears and gets on his bus after waiting fo like 1 minute. I wish public transport would be first come first served.

what'syourname
what'syourname

Dec-5-2006 13:57

HEEE HEEE HEEE... I forgot to post this last night!!! Once a month we have a meeting at my job. This month my manager decided to give gag gifts to everyone. She is going around the room and we are laughing and joking.. then she gets to me... A while ago I was told about a certain type of Monkey and of course i had to share that knowledge with my co-workers. (who laughed just as hard as i did when they heard) ANYWAYS, my manager gave me a MONKEY!! I call him BOBO!! I still get the giggles when i see it!! hee heee heeehehehe

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Dec-6-2006 15:31

You funny Americans...

Farts spark emergency landing

From correspondents in Washington

December 07, 2006 05:24am
Article from: Agence France-Presse

AN American Airlines flight has made an emergency landing after a passenger with severe gas problems struck matches to mask the odour of flatulence.

The flight from Washington to Texas landed at Nashville airport, in the southeastern state of Tennessee, after passengers alerted the crew to the smell of burning sulphur.

Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for Nashville International Airport Authority said all 99 passengers and their luggage were taken off the plane and searched.

An unlucky canine team was also brought in to sniff the aircraft for explosives.

After intense questioning by the FBI, a woman passenger admitted to lighting matches on board the aircraft to conceal her gas, Ms Lowrance said.

“For a long time she did not admit to striking matches and I think that was just out of embarrassment,” she said.

“She did finally admit to it saying she had a medical problem about excessive gas.”

The unidentified woman was not charged, but “American did ban her from flying on their airline for a very long time,” Ms Lowrance said.

....................

Is that what's called a weopon of gas destruction ... badda-ching :s

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