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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

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Reese Withers
Reese Withers
Well-Connected

Sep-10-2006 17:07

Things that make you go hummmmmm :)

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Sep-10-2006 19:37

just got these in my work email and thougth I'd share:

Why, Why, Why ?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends - if they're okay, then it's you.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Sep-10-2006 19:52

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

ROFL that is SO true......

and thanks for the 124 lbs. compliment Badass :D

*flexes the guns in Justin's direction* want some?

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Sep-11-2006 01:13

Bring it baby. I've got my music playing. You have no chance!

You know, chivalry binds me to never hit a lady. I guess its a good thing I'm fighting Biggie. Nothing to worry about here.

Oh. Zing! roflmao! ha ha ha. Ouch that had to hurt. I know it did!

Float like a butterfly sting like a bee! Rumble young man rumble!

You know I love you Biggie! ;0)

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Sep-11-2006 04:25

oooooh.......not very nice.....


LMFAO

youre going down Roepel....

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Sep-11-2006 22:13

*puts on her gloves, shakes out her hair, bounces up and down in the corner*

What's wrong Justin, you're not gonna bring it? oooh, another guy who's all talk and no action....c'mon, lets see how a REAL MAN fights....

Or if there are no real men, Justin, you will do nicely ;)

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Sep-11-2006 23:25

Your listening to fight night on the Sleuthville Radio Network. I’m your announcer Bernard Samson here to give you the play by play.

Badass rings the bell and the two fighters come out of their corners. Let’s look at how this fight stacks up. Justin has the reach; he’s easily head and shoulders above Biggie. But Biggie makes up for her shorter stature with her lightening quick jabs and her speed on her feet. The fighters have come together now. Justin is doing a good job keeping Biggie on the outside. Jab after jab, now a cross to the body, Biggie dances away. Biggie knows she just has to tire Justin out and then get inside his long reach, that’s where she can do some serious damage. Oh! A glancing blow just misses Biggies head as she narrowly blocks the punch. Justin is coming on strong, a flurry of punches. One, two, three. All blocked, but he’s still coming as Biggie can’t keep up. He connects with a cross to the cheek, followed by two quick jabs to the forehead. Oh those look to have caught Biggie by surprise as she is staggering back on her feet. <Ding> And there’s the end of round one. Biggie saved by the bell as she heads back to her corner. There’s no doubt about it folks, that first round was all Justin. He had control and caught Biggie off guard right there at the end.

A reminder as we take this break. This fight is being brought to you by the Tricky Mister Bar in New York City. It may be dank and unsavory. But hey, isn’t that what your looking for in a dive bar? Come on down for a drink, go home with a black eye and a gut wound. That’s the Tricky Mister Bar.


jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Sep-11-2006 23:26

Ok, now we return you to the fight as the bell rings to start the second round. Biggie come’s charging out of her corner. She’s looking to show she’s not out of this fight. Justin throws a sweeping cross, and oh my goodness! Biggie ducks under the blow and comes up inside Justin’s reach. She immediately goes to work pummeling his body with a lighting quick combination of punches. Justin stumbles back trying to catch a breath. Biggie wheels around with a sledgehammer of an uppercut to Justin’s jaw, sending the gasping giant to the mat. Our referee Secret Squirrel starts the count

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Sep-11-2006 23:39

Ten...nine...eight....seven.....


There you go, all fixed up again :)


Allrrrighht folks, bets are still accepted by the Shady character :-)

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Sep-11-2006 23:40

1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... Wait a minute, Justin is getting back up. He's shaking his head. SS is asking him if he's ok. Yes he is! The fight is back on. Justin comes forward looking to get back into it. He sends some devestating blows in towards Biggie. She absorbs them as she huddles down protecting her body. Biggie answers with a couple quick jabs as Justin ducks back and away. Justin is dancing around to her left. Biggie follows. Only to walk right into a brick wall of a punch from Justin. She looks a little dazed from that one, but she stays on her feet. The two fighters square up now. Each one taking little tags at eachother. Not really comitting to any really big punches. <Ding> And there's the end of the second round as our fighters return to thier corners. Wow, what a round. This one definately goes to Biggie who scores the fights first knock down.

And with this break we'd like to remind you that this fight is being brought to you live thanks to Sami's Cafe in New York. Where they want to let you know that a D grade from the health inspector is still passing! That's Sami's Greek Cafe.

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