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Apr-24-2006 04:16

City News 5c

Mon, Apr-24-2006

Something Rotten in the State of Sweden?
-A Special Investigative Report by Terrance Zorn

While rumours abound, and calls are made to the Scotland Yard, this reporter has been on the tail on missing Mokita Directors, Blueberry Hill and Lady Emerald Devon.

Devon, has been missing for sometime now and while a brief and fleeting appearance was seen on the boards, her bio mysteriously reads: "Do Not Disturb."
Meanwhile Hill, an old and well loved Detective in Sleuthville has made mention of a mysterious rendezvous.

A source within the Scotland Yard mentioned the fellow Mokita Directors are worried and other Sleuthers have heard nought from the missing pair.

On talking to Devon's family, this reportor was made aware of fears of finding Devon sliced and diced, wearing a wedding dress in a freezer in the Scandinavian region. Hill's family have reported a change in his normally calm demeanour. "He's been more nervous than when he sat his driver's license," they were heard to say.

However, this reporter, harder to kill than a cockroach has not given up. Reports from Frankfurt Airport one week ago showed that Devon made a flight to Arlanda, Sweden.

Since then, the pair have been spotted hand in hand walking through Uppsala, giggling over steak dinners and seen snuggling in the movies.

Rumours of K-I-S-S-I-N-G in trees, however have found out to be false though they have been seen K-I-S-S-I-N-G in cars, on bridges, at the movies, in restaurants, while walking, on park benches, on the train, on fountains, in model bathrooms and on beds in IKEA, in elevators and... the "list" goes on.

This reporter will stay on the case and pictures may follow.
As of now, this in Terrance Zorn reporting that something is most definitely not rotten in the State of Sweden.

May-2-2006 17:24

AAAWWWW!!!! *hugs blue and leddie* I am so happy for you!!! and thanks for your help with well...my happy thing *blush* we both wish you all the bestest!!

May-2-2006 19:07

*Wonders when he became a 'happy thing' and if his therapist knows......*

congratulations you two, now get to work blue you have to buy her that audi she liked so much after all :). See leaving those body parts intact was worth it after all.

Nov-13-2006 02:44

It's been a hard year for me. I've had to stalk LED around all the way to FLorida where she apparently retired to Cairo where she apparently took a cruise ship holiday.

Not to mention numerous kidnappings.

And I have to admit it, she is a hellava lot better at this detective gig than myself.

She stayed in Sweden all along. Never left apparently, except for a couple of trips to Finland where she met some Shady Characters of her own to change some papers.. gain a passport or two.

Apparently, these Shady Characters also go by the name of the Embassy of Sweden. They fixed her up with her passport and her papers alright.

I don't know what that Lady Emerald Devon was running from.. but with reports of Doctor Medea Lancaster still running loose and this whole torried love affair with Blueberry Hill, it aint little wonder she gone and hid in Scandinavia all along.

I hope she and that fulla have a good year or two and that Doc Lancaster stays put in New York.

I'm back to my undercover job as a, hell, what am I? Investigative Reporter undercover as a Detective? A Detective undercover as an Investigative Reporter? Anyway, this whole LED and Blue saga is finished for me. Someone else can cover the wedding and kids, I got some cockroaches to take out.

Nov-13-2006 04:36

Congrats to you both, hope to hear from both 0f you soon.

Nov-13-2006 10:03

Awwww I miss Leddie and Bluey.

Apr-17-2007 04:46

City News 5c

Tues, Apr-17-2007

Death Notices (cont.)

Jun Zing Jun Wang Jung Zhang

A beloved citizen of Shanghai met his untimely death.
We will remember you fondly.
With love, your wife, Jin Zing Jun Wang Jung Zhang and your child, Jung Zing Jun Wang Jung Zhang.

In lieu of flowers please send flowers, please send donations to 269 Mokita Blvd. in appreciation of their apprehension of the person most foul whom took our beloved Jun Zing Jun Wang Jung Zhang.

Engagement Notices

Shen Fei and Yue Qian are to married on the next full moon.
Celebrations will take place at The Ritz Bar with police supervision.

Hill and Devon

Blueberry Hill and Lady Emerald Devon are pleased to announce their engagement and committment towards each other.

Apr-17-2007 04:49

Awww you guys are engaged????

CONGRATS YOU TWO :)

*pops the champale for the original Sleuth romance*

Apr-17-2007 04:58

YAY! I've said it already, but that's super guys! I'm glad you're both so very happy together Shen and Yue!!

Oh and Blue and LED that's great news from you guys too ;)

Apr-17-2007 05:01

Dude. Thats AWESOME. 8D
*grabs some champale from biggie*
Does this mean there's gonna be a bachelor/ette night?

Apr-17-2007 08:54

*Puts Crunch wearing a speedo into a cake and sends it to LED* Closest thing to a male stripper I could think of ;)