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                The Deaf Old Lady Game
                     
                    
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                    Elizabeth March 
					Sleuth About Town 
                    
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                Dec-3-2010 23:45
                
                
  
                I took this from another board.
 Here is how it goes:
 You have to act as if you haven't heard the previous poster well, and post something that sounds similar but makes no sense.
 
 Example:
 
 I've got a cucumber.
 
 What? You want what number?
 
 Starting:
 
 I'm tired.
                
  
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                                Anikka 
								Babelfish 
                                
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                            Dec-21-2010 00:04
  
                            I don't know any song about a mouse that's a swinger!
                        
  
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                                ctown28 
								Huntmaster 
                                
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                            Dec-21-2010 08:13
  
                            Now you are being silly, I don't have a house on my finger!
                        
  
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                                Heimlich VonVictor 
								Vigilante 
                                
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                            Dec-21-2010 09:23
  
                            Slick Willy played the sax! He wasn't a singer!
                        
  
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                                M. Lacrimosa 
								Thespian 
                                
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                            Dec-26-2010 09:40
  
                            Yes, I went to France when I was a senior
                        
  
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                                Anikka 
								Babelfish 
                                
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                            Dec-26-2010 15:41
  
                            Silly man! You don't have to wear big pants just because you're old, that's a lie someone's told you.
                        
  
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                                joyfuljones 
								Collector 
                                
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                            Dec-26-2010 16:10
  
                            Silicone? Don't have to stare at bedpans just to get out of the cold. 
                        
  
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                                Peter O'Neil 
								Old Shoe 
                                
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                            Dec-28-2010 17:39
  
                            Silly gnome?  Wouldn't you wear pants if you had gout when you got old?
                        
  
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                                luc pfeiffer 
								Red-Nosed 
                                
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                            Dec-28-2010 23:33
  
                            Dilly in Nome? Shouldn't you tear pants if you've gout when you got mold?
                        
  
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                                M. Lacrimosa 
								Thespian 
                                
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                            Dec-29-2010 17:52
  
                            No I'm not going to Rome. And no, I'm not old
                        
  
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                                Peter O'Neil 
								Old Shoe 
                                
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                            Dec-31-2010 15:50
  
                            No Heim is not a Roman, and oh, he's not old either.
                        
  
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