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Poetry
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MsLemonySnicket
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Dec-21-2004 19:58
I write poems as a hobbie. I wondered if anybody else here did. If any1 wants to hear any of my poems just ask.
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Jojo
Old Shoe
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Dec-22-2004 12:46
HEE HEE!
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MsLemonySnicket
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Dec-22-2004 12:52
Thank you. Thank you. You can sit down now. No really, thank you.
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MsLemonySnicket
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Dec-22-2004 12:57
And now your Weird Fact of the Day!
Did you know the average person swallows a pint full of snot a day?
And now back to the normally shown program already in progress.
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MsLemonySnicket
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Dec-22-2004 13:12
[APPLAUD]*Blink*[APPLAUD]*Blink*[APPLAUD]
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MsLemonySnicket
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Dec-22-2004 13:54
And now Joke of the Day!
Three old men have just arrived in heaven and are attending an orientation meeting. They are all asked, "When you are at the funeral and your friends and family are mourning, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy says,"I'd like to hear them say I was a great doctor and a great family man."
The second guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a wonderful husbend and schoolteacher, and that I made a huge differents in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy thinks for a moment and says, "I think I'd like to hear them say 'Look! He's moving!'"
And that concludes our Joke of the Day. We will now return you to the program already in progress.
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MsLemonySnicket
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Dec-22-2004 14:52
Hey how bout we tell jokes. i started us off.
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MsLemonySnicket
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Dec-22-2004 21:17
Ok if no one has any jokes i put another one down.
A boy was riding in the elevator of a very tall building with his parents. He tugged on his father's coat and, when his father bent over, asked him a question.
The father frowned and shook his head. The little boy tugged on his father's coat again and asked the same question.
"No," said the father.
When the little boy tugged on his father's coat a third time, the father lost his patience and said, "I don't care how Superman dose it! We're going up this way!"
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MsLemonySnicket
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Dec-22-2004 21:54
IM NOW SUBSCRIBED
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lauraandgabriel
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Dec-23-2004 00:00
you can read other jokes in a thread called Detective fun while waiting.
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Fonzie
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Dec-23-2004 09:09
so, a person swallows a pint of snot a day huh? what about when allergy season hits?
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