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Nov-25-2007 16:31

Whilst I know SoM isn't a Noir upgrade as such, I do think it'd be great if it gave us some of those things we've never been able to have in Noir.

So Ben, if you're reading this Board, I respectfully petition, and I'd really like:

A PONY!

Yours,

SS

Jan-21-2008 02:12

Ok we've been a bit to serious with the whole Server speed/arguing. What we need is a good old fashioned, petting farm style pony ride!

Jan-21-2008 18:10

Perhaps a pony with a horn? (no wait, that's a unicorn, wrong genre.....we'd be getting elves next!) :D

Jan-22-2008 04:00

Sure we'll throw them in for free! We need to keep our WoW playing Squirrels happy :D

Jan-22-2008 11:45

I would like a pony with an elf on it, please

Jan-22-2008 23:44

Those aren't elves. True, they're generally smaller, but they don't have pointy ears or live under toadstools. The guys you want are called "jockies".

It's possible you had a bad moment with your keyboard, and what you *really* want is a pony with a shelf on it. In which case, you need to talk to a) a farmer b) a carpenter c) an animal rights advocate and d) someone from IKEA, just because the instructions are hard to understand. If, after that you find yourself *extremely* frustrated and angry, just have another look at the 'Server Speed' thread and ask the angriest-seeming person there what s/he does to quash the rage. I bet you $5 s/he can't answer honestly without using the words "vodka", "lonely", "battery-recharger" or "police".