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				biggie528 
 Lucky Stiff | 
                Dec-29-2006 11:27
                
                
 What are some of your resolutions this year?
 
 I have several:
 
 1.  Get a pet monkey
 2.  Travel the globe in search of people who like playing badminton, so I can ask them why in the hell they want to play such a boring ripoff of tennis/pingpong.
 3.  Try to find my hidden bodily talent.  I can't flare my nostrils, roll my tongue or make my pecs dance (except by jumping up and down and I don't think that counts, and owww the black eyes that followed THAT experiment weren't fun).  There has to be something dammit....
 
 
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