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Oct-1-2006 08:34

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbour
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------a homeless guy

Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that.
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk.
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange -------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself.

Post the sentence.

Oct-18-2006 17:56

I kicked a gangster becase i'm cool like that. (And had a blast doing it.)

Oct-18-2006 18:14

I choked on a goat cause I hate myself

Oct-18-2006 20:03

I yelled at an ipod because I was drunk.

Oct-18-2006 20:04

I've seen people do that to poker machines, but never an ipod lol.

Oct-18-2006 20:20

I dry humped a fireman cause I am sexy and I do what I want!

Nov-9-2006 14:11

I loved my dog because that's how I roll. Not as funny as other people's but okay.

Nov-9-2006 15:57

ATTENTION EVERYONE!

My birthday has changed again. I am now born on April 31, and I just changed into a pink shirt:

I dry humped a homeless guy cuz i am NOT a homosexual!

Nov-9-2006 16:33

I did the Macarena with a phone because that's how I roll.

Nov-10-2006 17:47

I did the Macarena with a ninja because the voices told me to.

What?! Now you want me to find a llama? Where am I gonna find...grumble...grumble...

Nov-10-2006 19:33

I smoked a fork because the voices told me to.