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				biggie528 
 Lucky Stiff | 
                Sep-8-2006 19:19
                
                
 Ok so I had this great conversation the other day with a couple of friends, which got me thinking this would be a good post for my fellow sleuthers....
 
 Ok, picture it....
 
 I start down the stairs at a bar, a very cool, hip place where everyone knows your name (ok I'm from Boston, grew up on Cheers, what do you expect from me lol)....all of a sudden, you hear the first strains of....
 
 AMERICAN BADASS!
 
 Thats my personal theme song, so appropriate I think :)
 
 What would all of yours be? and be creative :)
 
 
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							Bill Oakes 
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                            Sep-9-2006 01:14
 My theme song would have to be Fake Tales of San Fransisco by the Arctic Monkeys
 
 Fake Tales of San Francisco
 Echo through the air
 And there's a few bored faces in the back
 All wishing they weren't there
 
 And as the microphone squeaks
 A young girl's telephone beeps
 Yeah she's dashing for the exit
 she's running to the streets outside
 "Oh you've saved me," she screams down the line
 "The band weren’t very good
 And I'm not having a nice time”
 
 Yeah but his bird thinks it's amazing, though
 So all that's left
 Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf
 
 He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar
 I don't quite know the distance
 But I'm sure that's far
 I'm sure that's pretty far
 
 I'd love to tell you all my problem
 You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham
 So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook
 
 Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
 
 
 
 
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							crunchpatty 
 Old Shoe | 
                            Sep-9-2006 01:41
 I run hot and cold. Accordingly I think I rate two theme songs:
 
 HOT: Ironically, Vanilla Ice
 
 Yo VIP let's kick it
 
 Ice ice baby (x2)
 All right stop collaborate and listen
 Ice is back with my brand new invention
 Something grabs a hold of me tightly
 Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
 Will it ever stop yo I don't know
 Turn off the lights and I'll glow
 To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
 Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
 Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
 I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
 Deadly when I play a dope melody
 Anything less than the best is a felony
 Love it or leave it you better gain weight
 You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
 If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
 Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
 
 CHORUS
 Ice ice baby vanillla (x4)
 
 Now that the party is jumping
 With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin'
 Quick to the point to the point no faking
 I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
 Burning them if you ain't quick and nimble
 I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
 And a hi-hat with a souped up tempo
 I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
 Rollin' in my 5.0
 With my rag-top down so my hair can blow
 The girlies on standby waving just to say hi
 Did you stop no I just drove by
 Kept on pursuing to the next stop
 I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
 The block was dead
 Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
 Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
 Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
 Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
 Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
 Reading for the chumps on the wall
 The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
 Gunshots rang out like a bell
 I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells
 Falling on the concrete real fast
 Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
 Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
 I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
 Police on the scene you know what I mean
 They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
 (chorus)
 
 
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							crunchpatty 
 Old Shoe | 
                            Sep-9-2006 01:48
 Cold. Well actually more 'cool'.
 
 Left and Leaving by The Weakerthans:
 
 My city's still breathing (but barely it's true)
 through buildings gone missing like teeth.
 The sidewalks are watching me think about you,
 sparkled with broken glass.
 I'm back with scars to show.
 Back with the streets I know
 Will never take me anywhere but here.
 The stain in the carpet, this drink in my hand,
 the strangers whose faces I know.
 We meet here for our dress-rehearsal to say " I wanted it this way"
 Wait for the year to drown.
 Spring forward, fall back down.
 I'm trying not to wonder where you are.
 All this time lingers, undefined.
 Someone choose who's left and who's leaving.
 Memory will rust and erode into lists of all that you gave me:
 a blanket, some matches, this pain in my chest,
 the best parts of Lonely, duct-tape and soldered wires,
 new words for old desires,
 and every birthday card I threw away.
 I wait in 4/4 time.
 Count yellow highway lines that you're relying on to lead you home.
 
 WICKED cool thread beantown!
 
 
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							BadAss 
 Charioteer | 
                            Sep-9-2006 04:17
 Sweet Sleuth in time
 You'll see the line
 Line that's drawn between
 Good & Bad
 
 See the Shady Guy
 Shooting at the world
 Bullets flying
 taking toll
 
 you better close your eyes
 and wait for the ricochet
 
 
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							Makensie Brewer 
 Super Steeper | 
                            Sep-9-2006 08:00
 My theme song, "Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks teehee ;)
 
 
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							AraLives 
 Battered Shoe | 
                            Sep-9-2006 12:07
 The theme from "The Littlest Hobo."
 
 Ah, Canadian TV.
 
 
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							Secret_Squirrel 
 Safety Officer | 
                            Sep-9-2006 20:31
 LOL Ara... I sooooo remember that. It was always on when we came home from school... There's a voice that keeps on calling me, down the road is where I'll always be... lol
 
 
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							crunchpatty 
 Old Shoe | 
                            Sep-9-2006 22:40
 Good God, THAT's what we decided to send to Australia? Commonwealth my ass!
 
 
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