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Confess, ye sleuthy sinners!
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Nov-16-2006 00:47
Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!
Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?
Let it all out, boo.
K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.
When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.
I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.
I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.
I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.
I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.
Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.
I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.
Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.
Speak!!!
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Wolf Girl 22
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Oct-24-2011 12:43
I just remembered a few lol
I yell at my sister for drinking the last of the soda or tea out of the jug not because it was gross but because I was planning to sneak in and do the same later.
I once locked someone inside a house with a cell phone in hand and nearly died laughing when I came back 30 minutes later when I found them standing inside the door yelling help... (He still doesnt know it was me)
I sent 7,622 texts last month and I count it as a record...
I keep a weapon under my pillow... (Don't ask)
I freak out more over new books coming out then movies.
I once knocked a speaker off the wall and broke it then blamed it on the kid next to me.
I make jokes to at moments when jokes shouldn't be made...
That's all I can think of at the moment...
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nicnic
Battered Shoe
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May-15-2012 14:11
Sometimes, when I'm in a bad mood, I call the cable company to complain about their horrible service just to release some negative energy...
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Sleuthgirl Ciara
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May-16-2012 21:37
i am competiterive in the game Connect four and I play with kids from kindergarten and I make them get me a nickel and I keep the nickel even tho i no them kids cant even count to four anyways, lmao.
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Jason Arends
Lucky Stiff
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May-16-2012 21:49
Nickel and diming little kids over connect four, i dont think i can top that, haha.
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Lady Ruby Caplan
Well-Connected
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May-22-2012 18:02
I like Justin Bieber. LOL
I am soooo kidding. But I do like Lady Gaga and Glee.
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Ms Helen
Con Artist
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Jul-19-2012 14:30
This needs another bump to the top. So many people who haven't confessed yet.
*Hint Hint*
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Autumnsprings
Con Artist
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Jul-19-2012 17:36
i have no confessions to make. so hmph,
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Deanna Durbin, Detective
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Feb-13-2013 21:00
I wish I lived in a different climate
I tried escargot once-- and liked it
I can sing "I'm Going to See You Today" from memory
When I was in 8th grade, I had a crush on Van Heflin , the guy from 'The Strange Love of Martha Ivers'
Also when I was young, I wished that I went to that school from those 1950's British comedy movies
I cannot stand most modern movies unless they are absolutely brilliant
I'm a bad typer. My best speed was 40 WPM, and that was when I was looking at the keyboard.
I'm sort of an over-anxious person
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Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe
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Feb-14-2013 05:00
With you on the climate and the escargots! Do you mean St Trinian's for the school?
I would like to confess that I failed to recognise a photo of Lady Gaga on a quiz show the other day.
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Bela Talbot III
Con Artist
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May-2-2013 09:28
LOL Crunch!!!! Seriously hilarious!!! Sample: pretending like Darth Vader in shower-- "Luke, you must pass the soap." ROFLMAO!!!!!
All I'm gonna say, is that I laugh a lot more than normal when I read something funny; as opposed to seeing or hearing about it. Though seeing it is pretty fun too :)
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