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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Al Z
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Sep-15-2006 19:24
Batman exists, but so does the Joker who causes BadAss to giggle himself to an early demise.
Sushi gets a bigger apartment...in a condemned building that is destroyed 2 days after she moves in.
I wish two people wouldn't curse my wish at the same time.
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John Q. Publik
Old Shoe
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Sep-15-2006 19:44
Two people don't curse your wish at the same time. Eight do.
I wish my wish gets corrupted.
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biggie528
Lucky Stiff
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Sep-15-2006 21:29
Your wish does NOT get corrupted, but we all make fun of you anyways :)
I wish I was as smoking hot as cfm :)
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Serges
Vigilante
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Sep-15-2006 21:33
You become smoking hot like cfm, but the resulting smoke gives you emphysema.
I wish my son grows up to play in the NFL
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Sep-15-2006 22:05
your son grows up to play in the NFL but will grow so terribly strong he can beat up his daddy real bad :)
I wish the pope were a buddhist
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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Sep-15-2006 23:24
The pope becomes a buddhist, but the Dali Lama converts to Roman Catholicism.
I wish that cars would run on salt water.
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biggie528
Lucky Stiff
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Sep-15-2006 23:56
Cars run on salt water, but the engine rusts and corrodes and all the cars die.
I wish that all men came with instructions on how to operate them.
(PS this might be the best thread ever, and I know I say that all the time, but this time I MEAN it....you get to crush ppl's dreams, whats better than THAT???)
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Serges
Vigilante
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Sep-16-2006 00:08
They do, but the directions are in a long-dead forgotten language that only 3 people in the world can translate, all men. And they're not talking.
I wish everyone had enough food to eat.
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Agent Andrew
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Sep-16-2006 02:18
Al-righty then. But then you eat so much that you explode and everyone else starves.
I wish I was the most popular human on this site.
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