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Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

May-12-2007 01:06

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...for my uncle (who is really another volume all on his own), because apparently Sir Squirty (or whatever this one is called) sleeps on his bed.

Does he close his bedroom door when he's out, thus preventing Dirty Pants the inbred gravymaker from hopping on and sharting out his rage?

NO!

His solution is to get a freakin' shower curtain (a NEW one, he actually BOUGHT one for this) and lay it over the bed. Then, when he comes home and goes to sleep, he ROLLS the shower curtain back like it was some kind of hellspawn bedspread and he was the world's unluckiest chamberaid and gets his snooze on like there was nothing wrong!

*exhales*

Thank you for your patience.

May-12-2007 03:02

ah dear, rofl.

And this kids is why Canada isn't all it's cracked up to be...

May-12-2007 03:16

ROFLMAO!
Sir Squirty! Poor guy, I wouldn't know what I would do with myself if I had anal leakage.

May-12-2007 07:13

^guess you'd have to say it just Depends.

May-12-2007 21:52

LOL Crunch!!! :) Does your uncle at least rinse the shower curtain in the morning? 'Cause that could get REALLY gross (not that the idea of him rolling it back is any better - but that's worse!)!!

May-13-2007 05:26

For some reason I want to know what colour the shower curtain is.

Anyone who thinks this makes me a strange person may be in danger of being right.

May-14-2007 08:07

I assumed it was floral Cordy which just goes to prove we've both put too much thought into this!

May-14-2007 11:45

I could tell you tails about my Aunt Florence's budgeregars that would make your toes curl.....

May-20-2007 00:46

Is a budgeregar some kind of flying, diapered cat?

Those are all excellent questions, and ones I'm ashamed to admit I didn't think to ask at the time. Cordy, you're not at all strange. Knowing my uncle, I can only guess that it's a camouflage print, rather than a solid colour. Which, given the lack of things solid being deposited upon it's surface, seems oddly appropriate. And Emma - eeew! I dunno, maybe he just flips it over :P

*tiny gagging noise*

But that's not what I'm here to talk about.

(WARNING MORE TOILET HUMOUR AHEAD)

'member how I said this guy was worth a chapter all on his own? Well check this one out: He sits down to pee. Every time.

I'd love of hear what you all think might explain this particular x-file, because after running through possible explanations ranging from anatomical angle issues to porcelain-induced vertigo to fear of facial splashback, my cousin, the missus and I are flat out of ideas...and our stomachs kinda hurt from laughing.

May-20-2007 07:40

Does he have extraordinarily short arms?