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Nov-16-2006 00:47

Sooo...the mighty gumshoe board feels a bit slow today. *Bob the Builder voice* Can we fix it? Yes we can!

Got a skeleton pounding on your closet? A secret in the attic? A monkey (no, not precious Bobo...and not the raging back hair you try to pass off as a Bonobo backpack either) on your back?

Let it all out, boo.

K, I'll start with a few (true) examples.

When I was 16, I robbed the house belonging to to heir of a pickle dynasty.

I used to steal Volkswagen signs to be more like one of the Beastie Boys.

I have bought more than one kind of deodorant in the same day, on the advice of a friend.

I salivate a little whenever I walk by a hot dog vendor.

I totally car-megeddoned a pigeon last month.

Sometimes, I find Bob Sagat funny.

I'm Canadian and I really don't care about hockey.

Plus, I covet my neighbor's ox every day.

Speak!!!

Apr-29-2007 20:58

Ceres Trajan, you're my hero!

Apr-29-2007 22:11

He's my hero too!

Apr-30-2007 10:13

Gee, Trojan. I'm not sure to envy you more because you work in an M&M's factory or because you emptied the black water from your RV into a vat of chocolate.

-I once barfed all over a flight attendant. She wasn't pleased. (But that was when I was 8, OK?)
-I used to be addicted to the online RPG World of Warcraft, until I stopped and asked myself, "What am I doing with my life?" Of course I quit playing and then I got myself a free Sleuth account. Good going, Chaussettes.
-I'm not subscribed to Sleuth because I'm too frugal.

Apr-30-2007 12:36

*snickers*

you called him Trojan....


*giggles like a schoolgirl*

Apr-30-2007 19:54

I look away from the computer screen and ask myself: do I need to update my contact subscription? Yes. Thank you for pointing that out to me, biggie528. (I'm sure you have a nickname or something, but I haven't been here long enough to figure that one out.)

I'm so sorry, Ceres TrAjan!

Apr-30-2007 20:05

s'ok Chaussettes biggie's just laughing coz from time to time her nickname HAS been Trojan :D

Apr-30-2007 21:52

Don't worry about it C.C. - which is henceforth what I shall dub thee, since I cannot spelle. I've been called MUCH worse intentionally and to my face.

biggie tends to find any hint of an innuendo in my presence worthy of a either a fake schoolgirl giggle or perhaps a very real Carnie horselaugh.

May-1-2007 00:14

(swear to god we had a 'ramses' something-or-other around here a while ago -- no idea if he was ribbed or not.)

Stranger - don't be all coy, acting like that's the worst thing that's ever happened in your face :P

I stole my father's sweater for my 10th grade class picture because I thought it made me look cool, even though his name is Dudley.

Ricki Lake's giggle has embedded itself in my consciousness.

I talk like Darth Vader when I'm in the shower. (Luke, you must pass the soap etc).

I speak with a fake accent for no good reason, occasionally.

May-1-2007 08:06

I like the name Fat Lucy more than Big Boned Lucy. :)

Jul-4-2007 11:38

I pretend I'm asleep when my brother calls because I'm pretty much talked out about professional wrestling and murder-suicides.