DaRu
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Jun-20-2005 20:14
Alex and Jack were always debating
whether Jesus was black or white.
Alex always said that Jesus was white,
and Jack always said that Jesus was black.
But, as fate would have it,
both Alex and Jack died on the same day
and went to Heaven.
When they got there
they rushed to the Pearly Gates,
to St. Peter and said,
"We have debabed all of our lives,
if Jesus is black, or white."
So, please tell us,
"is Jesus black, or white?"
When about that time Jesus walks up and says,
"Buenos Dias."
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DaRu
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Jul-8-2005 14:50
American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"
* Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.
* You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
* You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe.
* Long distance companies no longer call you to switch.
* Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9% to 24.9%.
* You see your roommate as a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.
* You receive care packages from Europe.
* Your bologna has no first name.
* You rob Peter...and then rob Paul.
* You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
* You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
* You give blood everyday - for the orange juice.
* McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
* Consumer Credit Counseling services said "No."
* The neighborhood dog stopped sniffing at your pockets.
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DaRu
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Jul-8-2005 19:21
That was so funny Arabella. My spouse and I loved it. In fact, I think it's one of the funniest ones yet...hehe. I liked it so much that I e-mailed it to my sister in Oklahoma, because it is hilarious as you shared in your comment earlier Madame Giry. Yes, the humor I shared isn't all that funny and doesn't compare.I tried really hard to find something equally as funny just for you because you enjoyed Arabella's so, but all I could come up with was those two....(DaRu hangs her head in embarrassment..lol.) Not sure how to go by your rating but I think it means 8.8..and probably shouldn't be that high..lol. Maybe next time.
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