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Jun-20-2005 20:14

Alex and Jack were always debating
whether Jesus was black or white.
Alex always said that Jesus was white,
and Jack always said that Jesus was black.
But, as fate would have it,
both Alex and Jack died on the same day
and went to Heaven.
When they got there
they rushed to the Pearly Gates,
to St. Peter and said,
"We have debabed all of our lives,
if Jesus is black, or white."
So, please tell us,
"is Jesus black, or white?"
When about that time Jesus walks up and says,
"Buenos Dias."

Jun-26-2005 12:20

OOPS! I left off the title to my last post which should have been "HELP FOR INTERNET ADDICTION". I was going to start a thread called this, then share the humor of internet addicts, which would have been better. Anyway, you all get the picture...lol. Hope you liked it.

Jun-26-2005 23:48

hahaha I really enjoyed this....and ashamed at how some of this is sooo true for me!!! *sigh* LOL ;) Maybe not really an INTERNET addict but a Sleuth addict...but I guess I wouldnt play Sleuth without the internet..so I supppose....*puts tape across my mouth to keep from babbling on*

Jun-27-2005 16:04

Well, thank ya berry berry much...hehe. Now it's your turn to share a joke sweet MB.

Jun-27-2005 20:53

hehe ok..here are some....:)


What is the difference between girls/women aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who are you???
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Jun-27-2005 20:55

hahaha ok try this!! My friend and I went and tried this,and was no possible way we could do it,even when concentrating.....I was laughing so hard I was crying. It's even more funny, to watch someone try to do it heehee Here we go!

How Smart is Your Right Foot? (ok - I tried this and my right foot just doesn't want to listen!!) This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying at
least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so ...... And there's nothing you can do about it!

Jun-27-2005 23:27

Good one MB you get an A+ for this trick..hehe. While sitting at my computer, texan was watching me over on the bed. He asked what in the world I was doing, so I showed him, and the next thing I know, he kicks the covers back and starts trying it with me,,,,then says, "Ah this is so easy," but I notice he's using his left leg and right hand, so I make him do it right, and then he struggled...hehehe. Well, I almost got it done, but it's extremely difficult to make a six, because when you try to draw the loop to number six, then your leg starts changing direction...wow. Just wondering, where did you learn this? OK, now I have to see what I can find equal to this...lol. Calling all Sleuths to share a few jokes and tricks.

Jun-28-2005 10:10

I received that trick in my email...a friend of mine sent it so I just had to share it with everyone here.

My fiance` was acting macho saying "Oh that is so easy" Im like oh whatever,then do it. So he,also, was using his left hand and right foot...and Im like NOOOO right hand,right foot...and I was dying laughing....because he would start moving his foot, and looking off into space trying to concentrate on drawing the 6, and he couldn't do it. Oh man, what a hoot!

LOL!! that would've been funny, to see Texan watching you and the expression on his face, like "Has my wife gone loony?" hahaha

Jun-28-2005 13:03

I'm sure texan think's I'm loony sometimes..hehe. Hey, speaking about tricks, have you, or anyone here at Sleuth seen David Baine on TV, who goes all over the world performing magic? I couldn't believe my eyes at some of the magic he done, and for sure when he started levitating off the ground. No human being can do this unless they have possess sometype of power. He says it's not black magic and just entertainment? Oh well, all I know is this is beyond faking people out...lol~!

Jun-28-2005 13:06

Correction: No human could do this unless they possess a power beyond this world.

Jun-28-2005 13:11

Here's a couple of funny sayings....

Some people supports bacteria because it's the only culture they have.

Everythings funny as long as it happens to somebody else...hehe..hehe!

People who never get carried away, should be.

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule and on every side of a fool. *__*