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Dr. Falco Maltese
Dr. Falco Maltese
Well-Connected

Apr-29-2005 00:10

Fun-filled agency seeks subscribed sleuth addict, old or new, who wants to play on a daily or almost daily basis and kick butt in London.

Signing bonus: your own baby triffid. Training help available.

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Lady Grey
Lady Grey

May-20-2005 16:19

*sends out several very large triffids, with violin cases under their tendrils, to round up playful young triffids*
*Grabs large triffid carrying a sledge hammer before he can join in the chaos*

Lady Grey
Lady Grey

May-22-2005 11:50

*The triffid drops the hammer on Lady Grey's toe*
GERALD!!!!!!!

Lady Grey
Lady Grey

May-23-2005 06:53

Yet again we have a vacancy. No experience, contacts required, just be subscribed and be committed. Regular case solving and participation in treasure hunts is expected.
We have a two week absence policy: If you disappear for two weeks without telling us why you will be dismissed. (Although it may be at least another week before you finally get the order of the boot)
In spite of the above we are quite relaxed, just annoyed by too many no shows that have left us with less than 60% of our detectives active.

Connor O'Toole
Connor O'Toole

May-23-2005 19:05

ummm...may I plead ignorance and ask what triffids are?? I was planning on stopping by for coffee with the good doctor, but if you are keeping scary critters about, I might have to invite him to our place instead
:)


Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

May-23-2005 21:16

They are plants....that MOVE :)...they are completely harmless. The Doctor has his own personal triffid, as we all do, and she has quite a thing for him heehee Stop by anytime.....they are very curious of new faces inside headquarters, BUT ,as I said, harmless ;)

MarcusAndrew
MarcusAndrew

May-24-2005 03:29

Harmless!? Last time i heard it, they were venomous and not specific about who they attack! I tell you, it makes a walk in the countryside much less fun if you're wearing protective clothes! i wouldnt mind getting a tame one though, they'd make very effective guard dogs! :D

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

May-24-2005 10:14

LOL! The triffids here are very well trained and only attack people if we command them to ;) majority of them are very playful and wouldn't hurt anyone :)

MarcusAndrew
MarcusAndrew

May-24-2005 12:25

hmmmm.... playful triffids! i like that :) i dont suppose you have any for sale do you...?

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

May-24-2005 12:34

You will have to talk to the other Director about that, Lady Grey heehee As far as I know, we only give triffids out to the people who join our agency.

*a big triffid begins to chase Marcus* GERALD!!! For the hundredth time, put that hammer down! *playful,baby triffids begin the chase as well*

Connor O'Toole
Connor O'Toole

May-24-2005 21:32

I see....killer houseplants...not unlike what I found growing in that little dark corner of my yard this past weekends....and I always thought they were called "weeds", when all along it was a triffid
When I come by for coffee, I'll bring some Miracle Grow for the little darlings

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