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Mar-7-2005 05:05

Ben ought to be ashamed of himself for his blatant prejudice!!!! The complete lack of representation of bald people in this game is atrocious!!!!! If the prejudice was against women it would not be accepted!!! Therefore i feel i must stage a protest (*he boards a plane, with fellow slapheads, and flies to Ben's home*)
(*upon arrival all of the baldies point their shiny foreheads at Ben's house, blinding the racoon, and starting a small fire*)
(*after several hours the house has burned to the ground and, feeling very pleased with themselves, the protestors leave to buy assorted wigs and toupees*)

Mar-7-2005 05:07

NOTE THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS CRITICISM OF BEN OR AN ATTACK ON BALD PEOPLE, SOME OF MY BEST FRIENDS ARE BALD!! PLEASE DO NOT PM ME WITH COMPLAINTS!!! (*he wonders how long before this post gets moved or deleted*)

Mar-7-2005 05:08

ALSO ANY CHILDREN OUT THERE PLAYING WITH FIRE IS DANGEROUS.
COME TO THINK OF IT DO NOT PLAY WITH WIGS EITHER AS THESE CAN ALSO BE DANGEROUS!!!

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Mar-7-2005 09:54

Bald, I'm not bald. Ok I'm nearly bald and have a similar haircut to coco the clown. (See my avatar)

Mar-7-2005 10:02

you're absolutely right, croesy2002. we are not being sensitive to the plight of bald folk. you should take the first step and submit a bald photo for your avatar.

Mar-7-2005 10:17

i was talking about suspects having only curly/straight hair, but now you mention it Ben's shameless censoring of bald pictures is also unacceptable. I have dozens of anonymous people who say they have sent in avatar's of bald people!! (*decides to get back on that high horse*) not only are bald people poorly represented BUT so are the ambidextrous!!! (*he flies back to Ben's house with people who are like minded and, using BOTH HANDS, throws stones as Ben cries over the charred remains of his house!!

Mar-7-2005 10:19

In all seriousness i did send in a bald avatar a week ago that hasn't been actioned, coincidence (i think not!!!)

Mar-7-2005 10:41

No such thing as bald people. No sir, I don't believe in them.

Bald cats, they're another matter. This place is lousy with bald cats.

Mar-7-2005 12:13

you had to say hairless cats... now the nightmares are going to start again

Mar-7-2005 12:26

This looks a lot like a Gumshoe Lounge thread to me... but seeing as Ben and Sunny have both posted to it, I'll leave it alone...

I have wondered about the lack of bald suspects before. If a small percentage of them were bald, (dare I request men only?), then it would mean we could automatically rule them out from the hair evidence, right?