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Quartermain
Quartermain
Pinball Amateur

Jul-3-2020 07:31

Simple, post a joke and rate the one that was posted before yours.

Rating system

10) Hilarious, I can't stop laughing and they're putting me in a straightjacket now.
9) Very funny, I have a feelgood vibe now for the rest of the day
8) Awesome joke. I'm jealous now that I didn't post it.
7) Haha, I think I'll put this on my FB page.
6) Thx for giving me an awesome 3 seconds in my life.
5) Oh cool, a joke.
4) Yawn
3) I want those 3 seconds of my life back.
2) Help, I can't move the corners of my mouth anymore.
10 This was so depressing that I think I'm gonna cry for the rest of the day now.

Why do Scots were nothing underneath their kilt? Because they have a wee problem.

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Fatima Blusch
Fatima Blusch
Assistant Postman

Jul-8-2020 18:10

I give that an 8 Misha. :D

I'll come back when I remember a good joke.

Cro Magnon
Cro Magnon
Special Deliverance

Jul-10-2020 10:59

+10 Fatima

Two blonde girls are sitting in a car while waiting at a traffic stop. Suddenly one says "it's green". The other replies with "a frog?"

Smile
Smile

Jul-13-2020 15:22

-10) *rolls her eyes*

A guy walks into a bar, and shouts: " when I drink - everybody drinks! "
Everybody’s cheering him, and applauding like crazy.
Feeling great - he finishes his beer, asks for another one, and shouts: " When I drink again - everybody drinks again! "
Once again - everybody's cheering him. He’s the hero of the bar.
When he finishes his last beer, he pulls out his wallet, and shouts: " When I pay - everybody pays!

Pasha Stevens
Pasha Stevens
Battered Shoe

Jul-16-2020 13:00

That's somewhere between a 5 and 6 from me, Smile : D

Another blonde joke.

Three women, a blonde, brunette, and a redhead, are stranded on an island, 100 km from the mainland shore. The brunette decides to try and swim to the shore. She manages 20 km before she flounders and drowns. Then the redhead tries. She manages to swim 35 km before she drowns.

Finally the blonde sets off. She manages to swim 50km but then feels pretty tired. So she swims back to the island for a rest.

Kittydetectivve
Kittydetectivve

Jan-21-2021 13:35

Oh, Quartermain, NUMBER 10!




Kittydetectivve
Kittydetectivve

Jan-21-2021 14:01

I love jokes and riddles.


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