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The Announcer
The Announcer

Jun-2-2014 10:33

"Ouch, that hurt!"

*clutches chest, staggers*

A place for all the competitors' trash talking needs, complete with barred iron fences and complimentary booze for all. (Thanks to Sophie for the idea.)

So what thoughts are running through your minds when you're not helping each other out? :)

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Yeti Face
Yeti Face
Pinball Amateur

Jun-13-2014 11:41

Dear Sal Iva,

I'm glad you've been matched up as my opponent. You see, I've been meaning to settle a score with you for some time now. You probably don't know much about me, but back when I first signed up for this competition I decided I would become a faction head to gain an advantage. I was quite popular with the Circle of Light, and since your standing with them was only around 30 points or so at this stage I decided to usurp you. When I hit 30 standing myself, you were at 60. When I hit 40 standing, you'd hit over 90. Gaining over 90 standing with a faction, whilst it is not unheard of, is ungodly, and showed that my own efforts here were useless.

You got worse however. Last round, with two bloody minutes to go until the server changed, you wiped out Bela Talbot III from the villain hunting competition. It is a universally accepted truth that Bela Talbot III is guilty of being the most annoying player in Sleuth history. Yes, even more annoying than whomever you're currently thinking of who is objectively worse. I had been relishing the chance to wipe her from the competition personally, and had you just waited two damn minutes before capping your villain I could have wiped you both out during this round. It would have been beautiful, poetic, magnificent, but your inability to appreciate art ruined everything.

Truly you are worse than those we hunt. You are a super bad arch arch villain, who masquerades as a hero and turns on your own kind. I will have my day. I will wipe your name from this competition. I will be glorious.

Yours in vengeance,

Yeti Face

Yeti Face
Yeti Face
Pinball Amateur

Jun-13-2014 11:49

Oh, you also wiped out my agency mate in the first round. I suppose you can go down for that too.

Bela Talbot III
Bela Talbot III
Con Artist

Jun-14-2014 07:43

I'm getting picked on again?! You don't steal my super-mega adjectives AND behave like bloody Shakespeare (and *I'm*annoying?) while you're at it. You know what, I'm not even sorry about the bubble gum truck any more. Pipsqueak.

Yeti Face
Yeti Face
Pinball Amateur

Jun-14-2014 08:32

I think it's fair to say that if you weren't the most annoying player in Sleuth history you wouldn't get picked on. Anyway, despite that qualification you personally are not longer any concern of mine within the context of this competition. You were out done by two minutes.

Bela Talbot III
Bela Talbot III
Con Artist

Jun-14-2014 09:42

We'll see about that :D

Sophie4
Sophie4
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods

Jun-15-2014 07:53

Oh Yeti come on.........Bela is not a "player in Sleuth", she is a detective. I think you're getting personal and thats not the way to play.

And Bela...I appreciate you because alot of your clients come to me to clean up after you, they tell me you couldn't close a brief case let alone a murder case ;)

Bela Talbot III
Bela Talbot III
Con Artist

Jun-15-2014 10:45

That's okay, Soph :) I don't even ask them where they found the ridiculous contraptions only you could call a brief case; I send them straight to you, as those things might as well have "Property of Sophie4" stamped all over them; that's how clear it is that they're yours :) Then of course, some of those idjits, grief-stricken as they are, think of coming to you with murder cases since "Bela couldn't close that other brief case *blush* of yours, but you could...surely you can close this one too?" too. They come right back to me, and between the two of us, we put Larry the Toe to shame :D

I don't even try to save the ones that open your brief cases any more...serves them right, after all. I think Yeti opened one once, looking for...bubble gum, I believe?

And thank you for defending me there, Sophie, I'm not an annoying "player in Sleuth", I'm an annoying detective. Quite right as always; whenever you need something done right, you go to Sophie, right? :) Except for when you need a case solv-oops, closed :) Wouldn't know what to do without Sophie around :)

This isn't the "Nice Wrapping" thread?

Sophie4
Sophie4
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods

Jun-15-2014 11:55

Bela, you, Shady, and Larry the Toe?? Thats a nice three-some if you're into that kind of thing. Be sure you use protection....not me I'm not interested but Big Lucy could handle it. If she sells tickets make sure you get a cut.

Bela Talbot III
Bela Talbot III
Con Artist

Jun-16-2014 05:23

Get your head out of the gutter, Sophie! :D

No, I'm sure you love living there and all, but...fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, won't touch that (or the other thing :/) topic again.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Jun-26-2014 04:32

Please, if Sophie wasn't in the gutter who'd be there to point me home on a Saturday night.

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