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Duh, Winning! Funny Quotes :)
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Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur
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May-16-2011 16:31
I'll Start.
I'm a total freaking rockstar from Mars! ~ Charlie Sheen
Put Your fave quotes here ;)
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ATLANTISREALM
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Sep-7-2011 14:40
Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over.
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Synesence
Vigilante
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Sep-7-2011 15:10
I have a dream,and that dream is to have a dream.
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Summer Daze
Freedom Fighter
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Sep-8-2011 09:23
"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
- Carl Gustav Jung
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Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe
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Sep-8-2011 10:49
Restaurant waiter to Lou Holtz on eve of Notre Dame post-season bowl appearance:
"What is the difference between Cheerios and the Notre Dame football team?"
... answer
"Cheerios belong in a bowl."
Some time later, Lou Holtz asked the waiter this question:
"What is the difference between Lou Holtz and a golf pro?"
... answer
"A golf pro gives tips."
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Synesence
Vigilante
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Sep-8-2011 11:13
The best things in life are free,but we'll take everything that isn't!
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Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur
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Sep-9-2011 08:25
What the Hell is a Twitter and where can I buy one? ~Dad
Where there's crumbs there's an injured donut waiting for death....
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Summer Daze
Freedom Fighter
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Sep-12-2011 07:05
"To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered"
- Voltaire
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Synesence
Vigilante
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Sep-13-2011 05:39
'What goes around,comes around,so....You're fired.'
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Summer Daze
Freedom Fighter
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Sep-13-2011 10:45
(Umm - aren't quotes supposed to be author-attributed?)
"It is not real work unless you would rather be doing something else."
-Sir J.M. Barrie, British writer
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Night Queen
Old Shoe
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Sep-20-2011 15:19
Next time I have kids...
"I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once."
-Anon
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