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Duh, Winning! Funny Quotes :)
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Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur
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May-16-2011 16:31
I'll Start.
I'm a total freaking rockstar from Mars! ~ Charlie Sheen
Put Your fave quotes here ;)
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Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur
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Sep-1-2011 15:05
It's Probing time boys! ~Seth Rogen ~Paul
You have to spin a good yarn to weave a good story. ~-Adam Shadowchild-
~Paul
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Summer Daze
Freedom Fighter
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Sep-2-2011 13:20
An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.
(Niels Bohr)
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ctown28
Tireless Tiger
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Sep-6-2011 17:53
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Benjamin Franklin)
Alfred Lord Tennyson once wrote - Better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all, if I ever meet him in the afterlife, I'm kicking him in the nuts (ctown28)
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Synesence
Vigilante
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Sep-6-2011 18:06
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.Yeah,if you throw it at him. (Lulu)
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Summer Daze
Freedom Fighter
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Sep-7-2011 07:31
(Lulu? I mean ... Lulu?)
"One should not exaggerate the importance of trifles. Life, for instance, is much too short to be taken seriously."
-Nicolas Bentley, British cartoonist
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ATLANTISREALM
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Sep-7-2011 14:40
Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over.
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Synesence
Vigilante
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Sep-7-2011 15:10
I have a dream,and that dream is to have a dream.
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Summer Daze
Freedom Fighter
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Sep-8-2011 09:23
"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
- Carl Gustav Jung
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Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe
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Sep-8-2011 10:49
Restaurant waiter to Lou Holtz on eve of Notre Dame post-season bowl appearance:
"What is the difference between Cheerios and the Notre Dame football team?"
... answer
"Cheerios belong in a bowl."
Some time later, Lou Holtz asked the waiter this question:
"What is the difference between Lou Holtz and a golf pro?"
... answer
"A golf pro gives tips."
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Synesence
Vigilante
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Sep-8-2011 11:13
The best things in life are free,but we'll take everything that isn't!
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