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Duh, Winning! Funny Quotes :)
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Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur
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May-16-2011 16:31
I'll Start.
I'm a total freaking rockstar from Mars! ~ Charlie Sheen
Put Your fave quotes here ;)
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Simon Quince
Freedom Fighter
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May-25-2011 19:53
"Newton’s third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite gender Idiot!" (Anonymous - but I think it was a marriage counselor.)
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Ordo Ab Chao
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May-26-2011 10:03
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- Groucho Marx
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Ordo Ab Chao
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May-26-2011 10:06
If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you.
- Author Unknown
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Sir Eduard Langston
Nomad
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May-31-2011 09:39
“You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards … when they’re acting retarded.” ~Michael Scott
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Ordo Ab Chao
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May-31-2011 11:06
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience... Anonymous or Mark Twain?
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Ordo Ab Chao
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Jun-1-2011 22:51
A person whose heart is not content is like a snake
which tries to swallow an elephant (Chinese proverb)
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joyfuljones
Collector
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Jun-14-2011 12:01
Someone's been playing Grand Theft Auto.
-- The Other Guys
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Ordo Ab Chao
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Jun-23-2011 01:23
You can lead a horse to water,but you can't make him think! -Ted V
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. - Abe Lincoln
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joyfuljones
Collector
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Jun-28-2011 16:29
If you try to escape, or play any sort of games with me, I will tase you and watch Supernanny while you drool into the carpet.
-- Agent Phil Coulson (Iron Man 2)
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Summer Daze
Freedom Fighter
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Aug-21-2011 08:04
Everything you can imagine is real (Pablo Picasso)
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious (Brendan Gill)
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