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Duh, Winning! Funny Quotes :)
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Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur
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May-16-2011 16:31
I'll Start.
I'm a total freaking rockstar from Mars! ~ Charlie Sheen
Put Your fave quotes here ;)
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May-25-2011 12:56
Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him 'Be fruitful, and multiply.' But not in those words...Woody Allen
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May-25-2011 13:01
I do not believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear...Woody Allen
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May-25-2011 13:03
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Stephen Wright
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May-25-2011 13:04
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
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May-25-2011 13:08
"Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?" --Lily Tomlin
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May-25-2011 13:11
"My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there." --Ron Richards
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Simon Quince
Freedom Fighter
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May-25-2011 19:53
"Newton’s third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite gender Idiot!" (Anonymous - but I think it was a marriage counselor.)
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May-26-2011 10:03
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- Groucho Marx
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May-26-2011 10:06
If at first you do not succeed, then skydiving is surely not meant for you.
- Author Unknown
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Sir Eduard Langston
Nomad
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May-31-2011 09:39
“You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards … when they’re acting retarded.” ~Michael Scott
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