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Kyle XY Rocks
Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur

May-16-2011 16:31

I'll Start.

I'm a total freaking rockstar from Mars! ~ Charlie Sheen

Put Your fave quotes here ;)

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Leola Luiza
Leola Luiza
Battered Shoe

May-17-2011 22:56

"I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave. " - Jareth, The Goblin King

"Pain don't hurt" - James Dalton

:)

Aknas
Aknas
Lucky Stiff

May-18-2011 07:51

"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
" Marilyn Monroe

Ordo Ab Chao
Ordo Ab Chao

May-25-2011 12:56

Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him 'Be fruitful, and multiply.' But not in those words...Woody Allen



Ordo Ab Chao
Ordo Ab Chao

May-25-2011 13:01

I do not believe in an after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear...Woody Allen


Ordo Ab Chao
Ordo Ab Chao

May-25-2011 13:03

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Stephen Wright

Ordo Ab Chao
Ordo Ab Chao

May-25-2011 13:04

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

Ordo Ab Chao
Ordo Ab Chao

May-25-2011 13:08

"Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?" --Lily Tomlin

Ordo Ab Chao
Ordo Ab Chao

May-25-2011 13:11

"My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there." --Ron Richards

Simon Quince
Simon Quince
Freedom Fighter

May-25-2011 19:53

"Newton’s third law of love: For every Idiot, there is an equal and opposite gender Idiot!" (Anonymous - but I think it was a marriage counselor.)

Ordo Ab Chao
Ordo Ab Chao

May-26-2011 10:03

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
- Groucho Marx



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