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ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

May-25-2010 05:00

T-Men After Shady

The Mayor's office is today refusing to confirm rumours that a well known Shady Character has been questioned over Tax discrepancies. However a source close to the Mayor has all but confirmed that something is afoot.

Our source, who wished to remain anonymous, has told us that the mysterious Shady Character has been under scrutiny for quite some time, and that he would "finally be getting what he deserves".

When this intrepid reported located the gentleman at the centre of the affair he was sitting quietly at the back of The Mother of Innocence Cathedral saying, he assured me, 'a prayer for all dem dat has lost deir ways." He added, It is my considered opinion like, dat dose at City Hall who knows what's what are not in da habit of makin' dis kinda of error of judgement. It is all a simple misunderstandin". He would say no more on the matter.

We wait wiht baited-breath to see how this intriguing story unravels.

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shell marple
shell marple
Con Artist

May-25-2010 06:46

If Shady ends up "getting what he deserves" will that mean he will end up in a federal prison on charges of Tax evasion and fraud? If so, who will we pay to clear our names?

I for one am going to do all that I can to help keep Mr. Shady out of the slammer!

For that reason I have started the Save Shady Foundation. A nonprofit organization with the sole purpose of keeping Shady out of jail and at the back of the bar where he belongs.

Volunteers needed.
If you find it in your heart please send a donation- for bribes and operating cost to :

Save Shady Foundation
1000 Lexington Ave
New York, NY 10101



ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

May-25-2010 06:55

^ boot licker! ;-)

turtledove
turtledove
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods

May-25-2010 06:59

I wouldn't worry about Shady if I were you Shell. With all the money he has 'collected' from us through the years I'm sure he can find someone at City Hall to bribe and "make all this go away";-)

Lady Jas
Lady Jas
The Chosen One

May-25-2010 07:00

I'm with you Shell...I cannot have my beloved Shady behind bar...no that will NOT do!!

shell marple
shell marple
Con Artist

May-25-2010 07:23

Ctown, are you implying that I'm only in it for the perks? ; )

There's a thought.

Thanks Lady Jas, I knew I could count on you.

Heimlich VonVictor
Heimlich VonVictor
Vigilante

May-25-2010 07:43

Oh Shady Shady Shady *tsk* *tsk* I have but one piece of wisdom for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POjRqJDvAjk

Aknas
Aknas
Con Artist

May-25-2010 09:26

WHAT???

Shady was "sitting quietly at the back of The Mother of Innocence Cathedral"??? I never would have thought Shady goes inside or even near the church. I didn't think he is the religious type. But it's like they say 'don't judge the book especially if you are not a judge' (yes, some local celebrity in my country once said that.)

Sir William Weine
Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff

May-25-2010 09:41

Behind bars or back of bar? Who thinks they are careful enough not to need Shady? But who will write in the ask Shady column? Will the Admins pretend nothing was wrong and change it to 'Ask Sadie'? But if Shady can change the records, why can't he pick up the prison register and stick a piece of paper over his name?

WHAT WILL WE DO WITHOUT A SARCASTIC SHADY GUY TO BLAME EVERYTHING ON???

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

May-25-2010 09:46

We could always stage a break-in, and rescue the slimy little leech from the clutches of the coppers.

I want all my money back first, though. -.-

Treschaude
Treschaude
Washed Up Punter

May-25-2010 10:30

So am I the only one in favor of letting that slimy weasel fry?

I mean, I would not actively participate in his persecution, err, prosecution, but I don't see any harm in sitting back and watching the wheels of justice take their course. Preferrably rolling right over him.

On second thought, I would not mind being on that jury if Shady should ever come to trial.

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