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The Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant 2009
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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Nov-11-2009 19:36

"(to be sung softly and slowly, with solemnity)
From street to penthouse suite, master of mystery
She dusts everything she sees
She aces every case
She’s boss at the Arch Villain chase
She’s got a nice enough face.
She is…Miss Sleuthvilleeeeee
Hold your fedora up high
Hold your fedora up high
Raise it to the sky
Hold your fedora up high
Woaaa yeye oooh ye sky high, hold your fedora up high..."

(adapted from William Shatner's "Miss United States" from the hit movie, Miss Congeniality.)

(NOTE: These lyrics in no way imply that no males can enter the beauty pageant, but putting "he/she/it" everywhere necessary in the song would reeeeally diminish the effect of the poetic masterpiece before you.
Males are welcome and are encouraged!)

Welcome to the revival of the Annual Sleuth Beauty Pageant that I have hastily undertaken.

It's time to whip out your curling irons, your fake eyelashes, your obscene amounts of gel, your lipstick and most importantly your cameras, or perhaps just your knowledge of movie stars or notable public figures of Hollywood's Golden Age and school us folks at Sleuth in just what a beautiful avatar is! Or, you could skip the theme and just snap a pic of yourself. That too, we certainly understand. PLEASE NOTE: ONCE THE CONTEST BEGINS AND YOU ARE NOMINATED, YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR FOR THE DURATION OF THE CONTEST. FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN YOUR REMOVAL FROM THE RUNNING.

Here's how this is going to work. Consider this a warning post: if you think there's a chance you might be nominated, we suggest you change your avatar to its most flattering aspect possible. Currently nominations will be accepted once the judges are found and Ben is supplicated in earnest for his blessing.

As of right now, nominations are not being accepted! If you post one I shall smite thee. I will post as soon as I have full clearance to start and you can nominate to your hearts content. Good luck!

Message me if you are confused on anything above

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Sleuth Admin
Sleuth Admin
Tale Spinner

Dec-10-2009 08:12

The survey for the finalists is up!

You should see the form when you first login... No Ballot Box Stuffing!

Good luck to all the finalists (and thanks Molly for being the ringleader).



ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Dec-10-2009 09:32

Woohoo! Thanks Ben, Just got to see it and place my vote! :-D

Charlie Cain
Charlie Cain
Thespian

Dec-10-2009 10:01

is it too early to ask for a re count:) i think they misplaced some ballots in florida...no but seriously thanks Ben and Molly for this great contest. I already voted...but i wont say who for.

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-10-2009 14:07

Haha, thanks for the survey Ben, it's fantastic. Good luck everyone, and my pleasure for "ringleading", its been a lot of fun and you guys have been simply mahvelous.

Caledonia
Caledonia

Dec-11-2009 14:45

Oh my goodness! My first time on in weeks, (I admit I've been a bit of a slacker lately, sleuth-wise!) and I'm part of the top ten in the Beauty Pageant! Many thanks to whoever has nominated me! It was a lovely suprise! :) Haha!

Best of luck to the finalists! :D

Blessings!
Caledonia

Elizabeth March
Elizabeth March
Sleuth About Town

Dec-12-2009 06:56

I'm dying to know who is gonna be the winner.
Is there a final date?

Joseph Zeo
Joseph Zeo
Tale Spinner

Dec-12-2009 08:37

I've voted as well. Yes, when will the ballots be counted? I'd love to kiss the queen :P

Riza Hawkeye
Riza Hawkeye
First Nomad

Dec-12-2009 08:41

JZ, you're operating under the idea that the winner will be a girl, right? :D

Elizabeth Christie
Elizabeth Christie
Tireless Tiger

Dec-12-2009 09:14

Or JZ is calling Turtledove a queen...hmmmm

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Dec-12-2009 14:00

I'm actually not sure about a final date yet, as there are a couple different ideas going around for the end of the contest in the admin end. Plus I imagine we would like a lot of the community to vote.

*imagines turtledove accepting the title of Miss Sleuthville with a hand flip and a "FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABULOUS!"*

word.



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