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Oct-7-2009 22:03

Because every bar needs one. Feel free to post if you've got one; we're certain there are plenty.

May-24-2012 14:47

[Molly Maltese] : anyway, so I get partnered with this buff chick from the navy
[Molly Maltese] : who proceeds to whine about cellulite
[Molly Maltese] : so I have to drink all her beers too
[Serges] : whine about cellulite is the name of my Adele cover band.

May-24-2012 14:51

[Molly Maltese] : I politely asked him to clarify
[Molly Maltese] : at which point he pulled me behind the garden wall and "our lips did as our hands did" as good old billy shakespeare might say
[Molly Maltese] : and thats when the line dancing started.
[Serges] : (side note... no story should ever include the phrase "and that's when the line dancing started." It's always the beginning of the end.)
[Molly Maltese] : well the line dancing started cause we went to a country bar
[Molly Maltese] : on a naval base
[Molly Maltese] : Ill let you mull that over.
[Serges] : molly, you may be the single greatest storyteller ive ever seen in chat.
[Special_K] : oh I thought that was a euphemism!!!
[Special_K] : legit
[Molly Maltese] : no, there was actually line dancing.

Jun-6-2012 20:49

[Riza Hawkeye] : many a man has passed through my....
[Riza Hawkeye] : never mind
[M. Lacrimosa] : LOL!
[Autumnsprings] : gates?

Jun-21-2012 11:10

[Riza Hawkeye] : i was tempted to call his office and pretend to be some obnoxious druggie who calls him the wrong name
[Molly Maltese] : if only we had a guy
[Molly Maltese] : to call and be like
[Molly Maltese] : yes this is joseph zeo I overdosed man
[Molly Maltese] : Im trippin balls I need help
[Vulkie3] : "There's this fuzzy bear who turned into a golden princess and she holds a dagger at me at the moment. What should I do?"
[Molly Maltese] : haha no pressure but my life is on the line and the trees are coming for me
[Molly Maltese] : and I really want to eat this gingerbread man
[Molly Maltese] : but he's a good dancer
[Molly Maltese] : :I
[Riza Hawkeye] : i have the number :)

Jun-21-2012 11:48

Haha I bet not one of you will actually call the office

Jun-28-2012 17:29

[Eden Zweig] : *about to vomit*
[Molly Maltese] : err...
[Molly Maltese] : everything alright?
[M. Lacrimosa] : you okay, bro?.
[Eden Zweig] : oh yes i was just experimenting on how to cheaply satisfy myself lol
[Molly Maltese] : O_O

Jul-5-2012 19:18

[Serges] : you dont need to blackmail me dear
[Serges] : i plan on coming willingly

Jul-5-2012 19:49

[M. Lacrimosa] : Then quit sniffing pixie stix Eden. It's unhealthy
[Eden Zweig] : hahaha my cat's fart will do marc
[Eden Zweig] : i go crazy then

Jul-7-2012 15:53

[Eden Zweig] : and cats that dont fart lol
[Jason Arends] : hahahaha
[Andiyana] : haha wtf
[Jason Arends] : brb
[M. Lacrimosa] : Cats that don't fart? Is this bad time for me?
[Eden Zweig] : lol marc it was intended for you

Jul-12-2012 19:37

[Molly Maltese] : *rub rub*
[Molly Maltese] : I AM SO SOFT RIGHT NOW