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*Awkward Pause* A Hall of Fame for unusual lines people enter barchat on
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Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

Oct-7-2009 22:03

Because every bar needs one. Feel free to post if you've got one; we're certain there are plenty.


Lou Hoyle
Lou Hoyle

Nov-9-2011 21:16

[Riza Hawkeye] : i like getting inside boys' heads
[Molly Maltese] : haha
[Molly Maltese] : I like getting in boys pants.

People it's not what you think, but I would say it qualifies as an awkward pause

Riza Hawkeye
Riza Hawkeye
First Nomad

Nov-14-2011 20:32

[Molly Maltese] : balls
[Molly Maltese] : -sigh-
[Riza Hawkeye] : hairy ones
[Molly Maltese] : ya big hairy ones
[Molly Maltese] : sweaty too
[M. Lacrimosa] : Salty sweaty hariy balls
[Molly Maltese] : o______________________o
[Riza Hawkeye] : you tasted them?
[Molly Maltese] : >_>
[M. Lacrimosa] : No
[Molly Maltese] : -doesnt know where to look-
[M. Lacrimosa] : there is a story behind that
[Molly Maltese] : -looks at ceiling-

Riza Hawkeye
Riza Hawkeye
First Nomad

Jan-2-2012 21:17

[Wolf Girl 22] : Change the subject to something more... intresting. Not that hearing about Andrew talking about his lack of period isn't intresting

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

May-24-2012 13:42

Oh, going back over the silliness made my day!

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

May-24-2012 14:39

[Andiyana] : I hate when I think it's Friday and it isn't :(
[Molly Maltese] : whoa, whoa, who invited Rebecca Black?
[Andiyana] : LOL
[Special_K] : ew that chick sucks
[Molly Maltese] : agreed
[Andiyana] : yeaaah
[Special_K] : andi you still stuck on the boar?
[Special_K] : *boat
[Andiyana] : yes til idk saturday maybe?
[Molly Maltese] : oh til saturday?
[Andiyana] : I am
[Molly Maltese] : and sunday comes next.
[Andiyana] : I'ma get it right this time dammit
[Molly Maltese] : bet you dont want this weekend to end.
[Andiyana] : LOL
[Andiyana] : welllllllll, maybe just this one time

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

May-24-2012 14:47

[Molly Maltese] : anyway, so I get partnered with this buff chick from the navy
[Molly Maltese] : who proceeds to whine about cellulite
[Molly Maltese] : so I have to drink all her beers too
[Serges] : whine about cellulite is the name of my Adele cover band.

Molly Maltese
Molly Maltese
Old Shoe

May-24-2012 14:51

[Molly Maltese] : I politely asked him to clarify
[Molly Maltese] : at which point he pulled me behind the garden wall and "our lips did as our hands did" as good old billy shakespeare might say
[Molly Maltese] : and thats when the line dancing started.
[Serges] : (side note... no story should ever include the phrase "and that's when the line dancing started." It's always the beginning of the end.)
[Molly Maltese] : well the line dancing started cause we went to a country bar
[Molly Maltese] : on a naval base
[Molly Maltese] : Ill let you mull that over.
[Serges] : molly, you may be the single greatest storyteller ive ever seen in chat.
[Special_K] : oh I thought that was a euphemism!!!
[Special_K] : legit
[Molly Maltese] : no, there was actually line dancing.

M. Lacrimosa
M. Lacrimosa

Jun-6-2012 20:49

[Riza Hawkeye] : many a man has passed through my....
[Riza Hawkeye] : never mind
[M. Lacrimosa] : LOL!
[Autumnsprings] : gates?

Joseph Zeo
Joseph Zeo
Tale Spinner

Jun-21-2012 11:10

[Riza Hawkeye] : i was tempted to call his office and pretend to be some obnoxious druggie who calls him the wrong name
[Molly Maltese] : if only we had a guy
[Molly Maltese] : to call and be like
[Molly Maltese] : yes this is joseph zeo I overdosed man
[Molly Maltese] : Im trippin balls I need help
[Vulkie3] : "There's this fuzzy bear who turned into a golden princess and she holds a dagger at me at the moment. What should I do?"
[Molly Maltese] : haha no pressure but my life is on the line and the trees are coming for me
[Molly Maltese] : and I really want to eat this gingerbread man
[Molly Maltese] : but he's a good dancer
[Molly Maltese] : :I
[Riza Hawkeye] : i have the number :)

M. Lacrimosa
M. Lacrimosa

Jun-21-2012 11:48

Haha I bet not one of you will actually call the office

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