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That is nothing
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Whyme?
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Jun-13-2009 17:36
Ok how you play this game is you try to outshine the person above you by saying something CRAZIER. So for example...
P1: I just jumped off a bridge with no life jacket
P2: Oh well I jumped off the statue of liberty
Now this is just for nothing but you can say almost ANYTHING!!!!!
Here I will start
Beat this....I just got a fishing hook in stuck in my finger and I tried to get it out with another fishing hook. The problem is I have two hooks stuck in my finger.
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M. Lacrimosa
Thespian
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Jun-2-2010 22:29
That's nothing!
I won the Nobel Peace Prize...the only thing is, I was too drunk to remember what I did to win it.
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Sir William Weine
Lucky Stiff
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Jun-13-2011 12:20
Anyone can do that! I won the Nobel War Prize for bombing Sfalnicaland (if you've never heard of it, that's why).
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Ordo Ab Chao
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Jun-14-2011 09:50
Peace of cake...I won the Omnipresent Prize for not attending Sir Willy's Nobel War Prize Award Celebration...
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Ordo Ab Chao
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Jun-14-2011 10:12
Oh yeah...piece...just provoking you...
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Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe
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Jun-15-2011 16:59
You all are nuts! What's so crazy about winning prizes? I just lost my triathalon because I thought one of the other contestants was in need of a chaperone.
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Ordo Ab Chao
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Jun-23-2011 01:03
Dear All FYI,
Darwin Awards are given to honor those who do their best to ensure that the next generation is smarter by one. These heroes sacrifice their very lives to give our children a better future... Charles Darwin commemorates those who assist natural selection by removing themselves from the gene pool...
Registration :Monday till Friday from 6:15 till 15:06
We count on you...
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Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe
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Jun-23-2011 19:33
I'm not too sure about removing one's self from the gene pool, but I once had my jeans surgically removed.
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Ordo Ab Chao
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Jun-29-2011 10:21
Was it still alive during the process?
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Peter O'Neil
Old Shoe
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Nov-14-2011 21:02
Not sure what you mean by "it", but the pain was enough to have a life of its own.
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Kent Brooks
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Apr-7-2016 18:14
I once had my heart surgically removed.
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