Lady Guardian
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May-6-2008 21:12
Why DID the Chicken Cross The Road?!
Interviews with Farmer John John and I.A.Chicken
Is it just a joke? A good question considering the recent chicken incidents. For the past week, chickens have been seen crossing roads all over the world, some of them make it to other side and disappear, and some of them don't.
When we asked Chicken Specialist, Farmer John John, why the sudden road-crossing chicken increase, he told us "How should I know how chickens think, it would be better to ask Mr.Chicken that."
Finding this Mr. I.A.Chicken character was hard but we did manage to finally track him down in a penthouse in New York and asked him the same question we did Farmer John John and Mr.Chicken replied "SQUAWK!
The chickens, world round have heard tell there's something on the other side of the road.
SQUAWK!
It's been a chicken myth for many centuries but recently...
SQUAWK!...
Oh, terribly sorry about that.
Recently chickens have been getting the urge to cross the road.
SQUAWK!"
Mr.Chicken then told us that even he'd been getting the urge but since he was a man dressed up as a chicken, it wasn't very strong.
So there you have it, is it just a joke or perhaps an old chicken myth or is it just a load of chicken-CENSORED-!
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