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lilangel
lilangel
Sleuth About Town

Apr-30-2008 23:59

Lil put up a sign, saying, "This is where we come up with a story and it ought to focus on something other than fellow detectives." on her front window. She had just opened up a pub where all kinds of characters could enter and talk about anything and everything.

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Reese Withers
Reese Withers
Well-Connected

Oct-18-2008 09:42

Reese leans over,holding her stomache, laughing so hard, she couldnt even breath, as ctown looks at Ying, giving him this I-dont-get-it look.

ctown clears his throat, and says, "Now, anyway, since Im feeling better and I got that nasty taste out of my mouth, except for whatever the hell that is....", and he starts moving his tongue, as if he is tasting something, "...in my mouth. It tastes so....." Reese chimed in and says, "Crappy?".......she belted out laughing so hard, that Ying had to join in, as well. Laughing IS contagious.

ctown shakes his head, and says, "dammit Ying.....now there you go" Reese, between laughs, says, "ctown, man, you sure have a POTTY mouth since you've come out of the bathroom" He frowns at her, saying, "Reese! What are you talking about? My GOD, woman! You must've ate something that made you imagine things"

"Now, Ying, I would like one beer, and some peanuts, please", he says. Reese, and Ying both say NO at the same time, as they continue laughing. Poor Ying didnt know why he was laughing, and ctown, who had been serious up to that point, started laughing too, saying, "Man, whatever happened Reese, it must've been hilarious!!! Fill me in will you, later on?"

Reese ended up sitting on the floor from laughing so hard, and when she was able to get her control back, were people gonna LOVE to hear this!!

Meanwhile, ctown kept coughing, and gagging, as he was trying to laugh at whatever was funny.



Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Oct-18-2008 11:51

Makensie, trying to read the daily newspaper with her cup of coffee, looks at ctown, and says, "Why would you want BEER, after all the problems u just went through?" ctown looks at her, with whatever look, and says, "One beer,Mak! I'm allowed to drink ONE beer, for gosh sakes!" Ying hands him a water instead, with his peanuts. ctown grabs the water, and grabs the bag of peanuts, tossing one in his mouth, and shakes his head, saying "Honestly people, I swear"

Makensie grins at Ying, then looks at Reese, who was on the floor, trying to stop laughing. ctown, with mouth full of peanuts, says, "I seriously dont know about her. She is worrying me. First, she comes into the mens restroom, which, if u ask me, is ...weird...." He looks at Reese, and raises his eyebrows, as he says that......continuing, he says, "THEN, she opens the door to the bathroom stall, while I'm...." Makensie holds her hand up,looks at Reese, and says, "Oh geez, you DIDN'T see him ........" ctown is nodding his head, in full agreement of how rediculous Reese is, and continues on from what Makensie was saying..."yeah..can u believe she walked in the bathroom stall, while i was brushing my TEETH?" Makensie was shaking her head, in total disbelief, agreeing with ctown, when she stops in midway, and responds, "Wait....WHAT? Brushing teeth in the......" ctown slaps his leg, and says, "I KNOW...isnt that so CRAZY of her? I mean, where is the privacy these days? I swear!"...and takes a drink of his water, as if nothing is wrong.

Reese finally got herself together, stood up....as Mak, Ying, and Reese just stare at ctown. All is quiet. Noone makes a sound, as ctown looks from one to the other, eating his peanuts. "You ALL are worrying the hell outta me...what did u all have to eat? I want to know...because I want it"

Makensie is the first to respond..."Ctown, you dont see something wrong with this picture?" "WHAT picture?", ctown says.

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Oct-18-2008 11:58

"Toilet bowl. Brushing teeth. You dont see something wrong here?", Makensie says. "I was telling Reese...I can not help how Lil decorates the bathroom!!! My GOD people! Get a GRIP on reality, I tell ya!, ctown says, chuckling. "I mean, its so cute...even the handle to turn the water on, looks JUST like the thingy on the toilet you push to flush the toilet. Creative, Im telling ya", he continues.

Makensie wants to laugh so bad, but, at same time, she is really wondering about her friend, ctown. Reese, who doesnt have the SENSE to hide her feelings, is beginning to laugh again, and is saying, "I can not WAIT until everyone HEARS this!!!"

Makensie gives her a "watch it" look....and tries to read her paper but somehow picturing ctown brushng his teeth in a toilet bowl cant get out of her mind.

lilangel
lilangel
Sleuth About Town

Oct-19-2008 13:08

Lil walks in from trying to get the map for the pyramids in Cairo. She finds everyone rolling on the floor laughing. She looks at them and then looks at Ctown, who looks bewildered. "They're laughing at the way you decorate your bathrooms, Lil" Ctown said.

"What about the way I decorate my bathrooms?" Lil asked.

Ying sobered up enough to tell me that Ctown seems to think that my bathroom sinks are in stalls and in the shape of a toilet. Taken aback, Lil asked, "Why on earth would anyone decorate their bathrooms to have sinks looking like toilets, and why would the sink be in bathroom stalls? Who in their right mind would do such a thing?"

Ctown answered, "I don't know about people in their right mind, but I know you would likely do that."

Lil glared at Ctown. "Excuse me?" Lil asked. Ctown replied, "Now, Lil, you know that's not lady-like."

Everyone stopped laughing and looked bewildered at the exchange going on with Lil and her co-director. Ctown looked at their questioning looks and replied, "Lil must have passed gas, because she said 'Excuse me.'" Lil turned beet red, and angrily said, "I did NOT pass gas. That's not lady-like. Not to mention, it wasn't a statement, it was a question. As in, 'Excuse me, do you want to rephrase that?' type of 'Excuse me?'"

Lil thwhacks Ctown upside the head, and asks, "Shall you and I walk into the men's room together so you can see what you've done?"

Ctown thought, "Oh no, not another woman in the men's room."

Lil walked with Ctown, and pointed out where the sink was, and asked where he was when he was brushing his teeth.

When Ctown showed Lil the stall he was in, Lil had to stifle a laugh. A snicker escaped her lips. Lil regained composure, and said, "Ctown, that's a toilet, not a sink."

Ctown looked bewildered. He sulked back out to the bar.

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Oct-19-2008 16:39

Makensie turns in her chair to watch ctown sulking his way back to his seat. She couldnt hide the grin, as she said, "Find anything interesting in there ctown?" He looks at her, and says, "DONT even talk to me, woman. Ive had enough of females for one day" Lil snickered, and says, "Well, YOU were the one using the toilet as a SINK" ctown grumbles something under his breath, and ignores everyone in the room, as Lil bid farewell, and headed out on her daily business.

Makensie leans toward ctown, and says, "Dont feel embarrassed ctown" He looks at her as if she has lost her mind, and says, "Woman, I am NOT embarrassed. I knew what I was doing all the along. I wasnt REALLY brushing my teeth in the....the...TOILET" He gave out a chuckle, and continues, "......I mean, really....I did that just to show Reese that she shouldnt walk in the mens restroom. I just made it SEEM like I was doing that to teach Reese a lesson." Straightening his shirt, he says, "Yes, thats what I was doing. Wait until I tell everyone that REESE went in the guys restroom" He thought to himself, Oh shit, I cant believe I brushed my TEETH in the TOILET!!!

Makensie chuckles, as Reese walks up beside ctown, smiling, and says, "It would surprise noone that I went in the guys restroom, because thats just ME,Im expected to do bold things, but it would be shocking for everyone to know that you were refreshing your mouth in the shitter" ctown growls, and says, "WOMEN!!!! Reese, u really do have a potty mouth" Chuckling, she says, "That's funny coming from you"

Getting up, she decides to head out, and work on some cases. "I will stop back later on guys, have fun....and ctown, stay away from toilet bowls with yur toothbrush, and Reese, be nice to our friend" He waves her off, and says, "yeah, yeah!"

Brady Quinn
Brady Quinn
Big Winner

Oct-19-2008 18:37

Brady walks in and inadvertantly bumps into Mak. "Oh excuse me Miss, my humble apologies" he says.


Stunned, Mak looked up at the stranger and was speechless. "oh, ummm, eeeerrrr, aaaah, my mistake," she finally muttered as she headed out the door.

Thinking nothing of it, Brady then made his way to the bar where he saw ctown talking to yet another person he didn't know.

"Ctown, old man how the hell are ya? I haven't seen you in a while," he siad while extending his hand, "Are you gonna introduce me to your friend?"

Ctown smacked Bradys hand away, "You stay away you Casanova, she's mine, I saw her first. I'm tired of you getting all the ladies around here!"

Brady smirked, "OK, I'll just introduce myself then," he said while gently taking Reese' hand an kissing it, "Pleased to make your acquaintance maam, my name is Brady. I'm a seasoned detective around here and am fresh off a cse where I busted a detective and her john"

Reese hear the word john and immediately though of the bathroom, "John, oh geez" she stated as she burst into another fit of laughter.

Brady stood there trying to figure out what was so funny, then he looked at ctown. "Have you been brushing your teeth in the toilet again?"




lilangel
lilangel
Sleuth About Town

Oct-19-2008 20:36

Lil came out of the restroom, a bit baffled. Then she saw Brady, she knew he saw her come out of the men's room. She walked up to Brady and the little crowd forming there.

"Hello, Brady. Long time, no see," Lil greeted.

"Yes, it has been," Brady answered. "Just what were you doing in the men's room?"

Lil replied, "Ctown, here, thought the toilet was the sink that I decorated in the bathroom. I was in there with him, not that long ago, to show him that I don't have an odd sense of decor. Then he left, and I proceeded to clean the mess up that he made."

"I see," said Brady, "Looks like Ctown's brushed his teeth in the toilet again."

"Again?" Lil asked Brady, quizzically.

"Yes, again," Brady replied. "He's done this before."

Reese Withers
Reese Withers
Well-Connected

Oct-20-2008 00:27

Reese was getting more amused by the minute. "Again", she repeated after Lil. Brady looks at her, and says, "Yes, again" She laughs, and he says, "I have to ask, do you know that woman who just walked out the door, as I was coming in?" Reese says, "Ofcourse! That is my cousin. Why? You diggin' her, or what?" Brady was taken aback by how blunt this Reese Withers is, and he says, "Well....." ctown says, "Forget it..forget it...FORget it....I am so sick of you just waltzing in, and collecting all the girls. Save some for the rest of us" Brady smiles, and says, "I thought you said Reese was your girl" ctown says, "Hell, leave them both alone" Brady chuckles, thinking that the next time he sees this Makensie Brewer, he will have to make an appoint to talk to her. She seemed a bit flustered when they literally bumped into one another..."I wonder why?", he thinks to himself.

Lil sighed loudly, and says, "Ok, enough of that nonsense. ctown , please explain to me why it seems you've made a habit of brushing your teeth in the toilet?" ctown rolls his eyes, and says, "Brady is so full of shit, Lil. He must be imagining things. I have no clue as to why he thinks Ive done this before. I mean, I wasnt even REALLY doing what u think I was doing. It was for Reese's benefit..to give her something to look at, since she was crazy enough to walk in the mens restroom. DAMMIT people, just leave me alone!" Reese smirks, and says, "Well, if u really wanted to give me something to LOOK at, you should've....." She cut herself off, and decided to leave the vulgarity out, & simply said, "Ctown, if u werent really brushing your teeth with that brush, what were you doing?" He chuckles, and looks at Ying, shaking his head, then looks at Reese, saying, "Cleaning the friggin toilet, ok? Ying forgot to do it" Ying started to object, as ctown says, "Now Ying, you know it is true. You just dont want to get in trouble with Lil"

*more*

Reese Withers
Reese Withers
Well-Connected

Oct-20-2008 00:33

Ying started to say something, as Brady says, "How can he bartend and clean bathrooms at same time?" ctown looks at him, glaring, and says, "AFTER the bar closes, you dope!" Lil pokes ctown in the arm, and says, "Since when do u clean ANYthing?" Holding his arm where she poked him, he says, "I've turned over a new leaf. New years Resolution" Reese chimes in, "It isnt New years yet" ctown smiles, saying, "You can never start too early"

Reese orders herself a mixed drink, and says, "You never told us what u were REALLY doing with that brush, ctown"

"Ying, give me a beer, and I want NO word from either one of you", ctown says, looking at Reese, then staring at Lil.

Reese saw that as her cue to leave, so she gulped her drink down, layed some money up on the bar, and said, "I think I will be leaving now. I will be back later on sometime"

Brady says, "It was nice meeting you, Reese! I am sure i will be seeing more of you" She nods, saying, "I'm sure". Nodding, she walks out, feeling sorry for poor ctown, who, she had a feeling, was about to get it from Lil for acting so independent.

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Oct-20-2008 14:18

Makensie steps in, thinking about this detective they call brick she saw earlier, when she notices Lil looking sternly at ctown, about something. Hard telling what, ctown seems to always get into trouble. As she walked up, she heard ctown talking to Brady, saying, "THAT is how u have to talk to women, Brady,my boy. Just tell them like it is, and they will shut their yapping mouths. I swear, they are like a bunch of cackling hens..yack,yack,yack...all the time....you just have to put them in their place", and he smacks the table, for emphasis. Then says to Ying, "Dammit, where is my beer...." Turning to look at Lil, he adds, "Make that TWO beers" Lil says, "That better be for Brady" ctown says, "it will be for whoever I want it to be for. Here, Brady it looks like you need a beer" Ying shakes his head at ctown, mumbling to himself, as he walks away, "The poor boy tries to be independent"

Reese is hiding a grin, and for once, is minding her own business.

Makensie walks up, says hello to ctown..and he says, "Hi Mak! Just taking care of business around here...as USUAL" Lil taps his shoulder and they get into a conversation that she best stay out of.

Brady turns to her, and says, "So, we meet again" She smiles, and all she could think up to say was, "Yes, so we do" She orders an iced tea. "Iced tea huh? That's surprising..I thought all detectives drank alcohol to release their stress for the day" ctown holds his hand up to Lil to stop their conversation, and says, "She really cant hold her alcohol very well, like ME", then turns back to Lil.

Brady chuckles, and says, "He is a trip, isnt he?" She laughs quietly, and says, "Trip? I think he is the whole vacation" They share a laugh, and Makensie grows suddenly shy. She's never been shy...so she cant figure out where this is coming from.

Reese sits in her corner grinning from ear to ear, and mouths the words, "You are blushing"

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