*Croesy is seated in a bar, surrounded by empty vodka glasses*
"Why oh why," she wonders "do I never get any valentines?"
*Another 3 vodkas later*
"All the other women get plenty of male attention," she muses "No sooner did CFM, Reda, Greyling and Sunny update their pictures and they had a huge male following. Sending them gifts and little messages. I must be the loneliest, baldest lady in the whole of Sleuth...I think I'll have another vodka stinger, barkeep. Oh, a PIANO!"
*Croesy lies provocatively on the piano, with the ceiling light rebounding of her hairless cranium*
"All by myseeellff, don't wanna be...
All by myseeeellfff, anymore!"
Happy (Early) Valentines day Sleuthers!